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Today, my girlfriend came over to me, like she was going to kiss me, and instead rubbed her chin all over my face, exclaiming, "Can you feel my beard coming in?" Yes, yes I could. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36667) - you deserved it (3712)

On 10/24/2010 at 12:11am - love - by altocrm - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. After writing the ticket, he asked me why I was wearing a surgical mask. I told him that swine flu was found in our area and I was scared. He thought that I was insulting him and wrote me another ticket. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (69573) - you deserved it (15037)

On 04/27/2009 at 2:24am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)



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