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About NIRVANA1990s : music is my life. Kurt Cobain and Mark Arm are my influences and heros. I am in a grunge band, lead vocals and guitar. Music is my one and only love (my first love at that) the late 80's through 90's what the best era ever. as you can maybe tell grunge is my favorite genre. but other than that I'm just another loser here on FML. just shove it cause ya cant love it bro.

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Today, I learned the hard way that if you walk up to a hobo by your car pooping, they will chase you yelling, "Get out of my bathroom!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (32809) - you deserved it (3921)

On 11/05/2009 at 12:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was giving a presentation to a group of high school kids about how being 'cool' wasn't as important as they might think. When I was done I asked for questions. A kid says, "Miss, I get that you're not into being cool, but you're wearing your pants inside out.' He was right. FML


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