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NIRVANA1990s
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About NIRVANA1990s : music is my life. Kurt Cobain and Mark Arm are my influences and heros. I am in a grunge band, lead vocals and guitar. Music is my one and only love (my first love at that) the late 80's through 90's what the best era ever. as you can maybe tell grunge is my favorite genre. but other than that I'm just another loser here on FML. just shove it cause ya cant love it bro.

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Today, I got pulled over for distracted driving. Not for cell phone use but for nose picking and inspecting. FML

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On 09/17/2011 at 4:37am - misc - by jj4320 - United States (California)

Today, I learned the hard way that if you walk up to a hobo by your car pooping, they will chase you yelling, "Get out of my bathroom!" FML

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On 11/05/2009 at 12:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was at the extremely crowded gym when someone came up behind me and shouted in my ear scaring the living shit out of me. I jump into a karate pose in front of everyone. No one was behind me. It was a new song starting on my headphones. A trainer asked me if I needed an ambulance. FML

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On 06/01/2009 at 9:53pm - health - by dearme (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was giving a presentation to a group of high school kids about how being 'cool' wasn't as important as they might think. When I was done I asked for questions. A kid says, "Miss, I get that you're not into being cool, but you're wearing your pants inside out.' He was right. FML

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On 04/20/2009 at 8:21am - misc - by indi1011 (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)



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