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NIRVANA1990s
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  • Title : Madam
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About NIRVANA1990s : music is my life. Kurt Cobain and Mark Arm are my influences and heros. I am in a grunge band, lead vocals and guitar. Music is my one and only love (my first love at that) the late 80's through 90's what the best era ever. as you can maybe tell grunge is my favorite genre. but other than that I'm just another loser here on FML. just shove it cause ya cant love it bro.

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Today, after careful consideration, I told my wife I really want to have kids. She laughed, until she finally realized I was serious, at which point she flicked me in the balls and said, "Problem solved." FML

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On 06/20/2012 at 12:41pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML

Today, I found out how my parents met. They met at a mental hospital, where they were both being hospitalized. FML

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On 06/15/2012 at 11:36am - love - by fail (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I tried to go to the gym, but I ended up watching cat videos on YouTube for three hours. FML

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On 06/15/2012 at 7:27am - health - by latino14 - United States (Maryland)

Today, my face got intimate with several plywood boards, and I suffered lacerations and bruising. I told my friends I got the wounds from taking a few guys down in a bar fight. Now they're dragging me out into a rough part of town to give them "muscle" while they try to score some crack. FML

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On 06/14/2012 at 4:59pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Croydon)

Today, my face got intimate with several plywood boards, and I suffered lacerations and bruising. I told my friends I got the wounds from taking a few guys down in a bar fight. Now they're dragging me out into a rough part of town to give them "muscle" while they try to score some crack. FML

#19787973
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On 06/14/2012 at 4:59pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Croydon)

Today, my morning sickness was so bad that I threw up everywhere, just from thinking about the pretend meal that a kid had made for me. FML

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On 06/14/2012 at 4:40pm - misc - by eeeee (woman) - United States

Today, my morning sickness was so bad that I threw up everywhere, just from thinking about the pretend meal that a kid had made for me. FML

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On 06/14/2012 at 4:40pm - misc - by eeeee (woman) - United States

Today, all my guy friends kept hugging me tightly and then softly and then tightly again. I later found out they just wanted to feel my boobs on their chests. FML

#19787758
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On 06/14/2012 at 4:10pm - intimacy - by a chick in California - United States (California)

Today, I went to see my dermatologist friend for a free consultation on my terrible acne. During my visit, she said I probably won't be getting any more pimples. Excited, I asked her how she could tell. She replied, "There's no more room for it." FML

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On 06/14/2012 at 3:34pm - health - by ultraattitude - United States

Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML

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On 06/12/2012 at 2:28pm - misc - by creeped out - United States (New York)

Today, a hobo shook me down for money on the street. He's my brother, who incidentally ran away from home over two years ago. FML

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On 06/12/2012 at 12:59pm - money - by Sarah - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my parents think it's so hot outside that it's okay for them to work in the garden naked. FML

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On 05/28/2012 at 6:15am - misc - by Ladieda (woman) - Netherlands (Gelderland)

Today, at work, my friend dared me to answer the next call on my phone by saying, "This is your local sperm bank. You jack it, we pack it." I did it. The person on the phone was my boss. FML

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On 05/26/2012 at 10:42am - intimacy - by girly girly - United States (Texas)

Today, I got pulled over for distracted driving. Not for cell phone use but for nose picking and inspecting. FML

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On 09/17/2011 at 4:37am - misc - by jj4320 - United States (California)



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