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by Eisenhorn / 07/20/2013 at 1:47am / United States / Work
by young grandpa / 06/17/2013 at 6:49pm / United States (Georgia) / Kids
Today, I was working as a manager of the local movie theater. This six year old came in with no parents or anyone else. When I asked him where his parents were he looked at me and said, "Shut up white boy, I don't have to listen to your shit." I just got told by a six year old. FML
by brad3720 / 04/13/2009 at 8:44pm / United States (Illinois) / Work
Today, a car was waiting for me to cross the street so I thought it would be funny to slowly limp across the street. When I got to the end, I jumped as high as I could to show I was faking. Turns out I tripped and hit my head hard on the sidewalk. That car took me to the hospital. FML
by funnyguyNOT / 04/05/2009 at 5:39pm / United States / Transportation
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