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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 May 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 122
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I woke up with a half-shaved head, thanks to the friends I let crash at my place last night. I have work in an hour and a half, and they hid my hair clippers. FML

#20793566
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36195) - you deserved it (4297)

On 07/20/2013 at 1:47am - work - by Eisenhorn (man) - United States

Today, I found out I'm going to be a grandfather. I'm 29, my son is 13 and the girl in question is 16. FML

#20731946
437 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59151) - you deserved it (36979)

On 06/17/2013 at 6:49pm - kids - by young grandpa - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was working as a manager of the local movie theater. This six year old came in with no parents or anyone else. When I asked him where his parents were he looked at me and said, "Shut up white boy, I don't have to listen to your shit." I just got told by a six year old. FML

#958764
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60832) - you deserved it (6887)

On 04/13/2009 at 8:44pm - work - by brad3720 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, a car was waiting for me to cross the street so I thought it would be funny to slowly limp across the street. When I got to the end, I jumped as high as I could to show I was faking. Turns out I tripped and hit my head hard on the sidewalk. That car took me to the hospital. FML

#820879
358 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19079) - you deserved it (253239)

On 04/05/2009 at 5:39pm - misc - by funnyguyNOT (man) - United States



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