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NEEPLES
  • Town/Country : Wonka Factory, Narnia
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Monday 7 September 1987 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 467
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About NEEPLES : I love oompa loompas. I love candy. I love children. I love batshit insanity.

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Today, I was giving a PowerPoint presentation in class. When I put my flash drive into the computer, my folder opened up and a nude picture of myself popped right up on a 110 inch projector screen for all 35 students to see. This is a 16 week course. FML

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