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  • Birth Date : Monday 7 September 1987 (28 years)
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  • Number of visits : 911
  • Number of comments : 118
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About NEEPLES : I love oompa loompas. I love candy. I love children. I love batshit insanity.

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100 kick ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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Today, I was giving a PowerPoint presentation in class. When I put my flash drive into the computer, my folder opened up and a nude picture of myself popped right up on a 110 inch projector screen for all 35 students to see. This is a 16 week course. FML


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