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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 July 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 253
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Today, I got ice cream with a guy I'd met at a wrestling match a few days ago. When I got home, I found out that my mother had been sitting in the parking lot and watched us through the windows. FML

#8011399
118 comments

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On 02/08/2010 at 1:23pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML

#8001805
202 comments

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On 02/08/2010 at 1:58am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out the love of my life, my husband, is cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, his response was, "Don't blame me, you're the gullible bitch." FML

#7992828
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39824) - you deserved it (3460)

On 02/07/2010 at 11:03pm - love - by Hm (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was going out to my car with my sister's birthday present. I slipped on some ice and the present fell to the ground. I spent an hour wrapping it. I could hear the present break. I had gotten her $200 wine glasses. I then had to run to the nearest store and get her a CD instead. FML

Today, I was taking a shower and the glass sliding door was jammed. I tugged it, and it shattered all over me. I was naked. FML

#7973705
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28770) - you deserved it (2535)

On 02/07/2010 at 1:32pm - misc - by mrmr - United States (Arizona)

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years saw baby wipes in my bathroom and assumed I had a kid. He broke up with me. I use baby wipes to take off my makeup. FML

#7972550
128 comments

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On 02/07/2010 at 12:41pm - love - by notababymama (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was at the theatre watching a movie. There was a lady and a kid behind me. I all of a sudden felt ice hit my head. I turned around and asked the kid to stop, then heard his mom say, "Hit that cow!" FML

#7962696
59 comments

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On 02/07/2010 at 2:21am - misc - by HitbyIce (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, it dawned on me that the most romantic thing my husband has done in the last three years, was a put a wedding ring on his xbox avatar. FML

#7945898
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On 02/06/2010 at 7:09pm - love - by browniepoints (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mom and I went to the mall to look for some boxer briefs. While looking, I saw two girls I knew from school, so I went over to say hello. At least, that was my plan, but my mom screamed, "Look! These have dinosaurs on them!" They left the store giggling. FML

#7939467
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24982) - you deserved it (4839)

On 02/06/2010 at 3:01pm - misc - by dinosaurboy (man) - United States (Georgia)



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