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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 November 1989 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 500
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About NASSASSIN : video games rock. girls rock more. end of story

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Today, I was eating a hotdog. My huge Siberian Husky, upon becoming aware of this, jumped up on me. He forced his tongue into my mouth and ate the food I was in the middle of eating. FML

Today, while at work at a maternity and baby clothes store, I was supposed to send out an email about our "Beat the Clock" sale. After it was sent to over 500 people, I realized that I'd misspelled the subject line. It read, "Beat the Cock Sale." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11719) - you deserved it (28353)

On 01/14/2010 at 10:55am - work - by Oops (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I ignored my cat's incessant meowing, and pushed him away every time he wanted to be petted. The next time I walked downstairs I found him dead. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25397) - you deserved it (86810)

On 09/12/2009 at 5:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I decided to clean my room, find a job and ask a girl on a date. I ended up playing video games online. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8687) - you deserved it (38714)

On 01/16/2009 at 6:19pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)



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