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  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 November 1979 (35 years)
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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (268776) - you deserved it (63215)

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