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by Nick / 07/08/2011 at 1:19am / United States (Illinois) / Love
by wastedbaby / 07/03/2011 at 10:02pm / United States (South Carolina) / Health
by Anonymous / 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML
by anonymous / 12/18/2010 at 4:11am / United States (South Carolina) / Love
by Cherie / 12/07/2010 at 1:25pm / United States (New York) / Kids
Today, my boyfriend left me for my step-sister. He's been cheating on me with her for the past 6 months, and got her pregnant. I also found out that my stomach pains are due to the fact that I'm also pregnant. My family could officially qualify for Jerry Springer. FML
by Anonymous / 11/13/2010 at 2:14am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/09/2010 at 12:32am / United States (New York) / Kids
Today, I had a job interview. When I got there, the lady interviewing me shook my hand and said, 'Hello, I'm gay.' I found this strange and I didn't know what to say, so I stated, 'Aw, it's OK, I support you.' She looked pretty offended, and I realized why when I found out that her name was Gaye. FML
by Anonymous / 11/04/2010 at 5:18am / United States (Michigan) / Work
by Anonymous / 10/29/2010 at 9:21pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/21/2010 at 9:03pm / Miscellaneous
Today, my sister and I were both on Facebook, updating our statuses. I set mine to "just got released from hospital with Baby Lily", as I'd had a baby earlier this week. My sister set hers to "menstrual blood smells like shrimp". Her status got 37 likes. Mine got none. FML
by married / 10/16/2010 at 8:31am / United States (Connecticut) / Love
by Vinny1017 / 10/07/2010 at 10:26am / United States (New York) / Love
by Alex / 10/07/2010 at 6:10am / United States (Connecticut) / Love
Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML
by Anonymous / 10/07/2010 at 2:29am / United States (Oregon) / Health
- Today, I woke up from a dream in which I was making passionate love with a beautiful woman. The bad… Today, after months of planning & asking her father permission, I proposed to my girlfriend of five… Today, I shaved down there and used new shaving cream. Apparently my cat likes the new scent and I…