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Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching, so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn't a squirrel; it was a kitten. The children it belonged to watched as I ran over their kitten. Twice. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (66989) - you deserved it (182535)

On 04/07/2009 at 8:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was working out out at the gym doing squats. There was a girl there that I wanted to impress so I loaded up the bar with a lot of weight and began to do my squat. As I was going down I farted so loud that I began to laugh and fell backwards. Everyone in the room just stared at me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16731) - you deserved it (55149)

On 03/30/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by Mark (man) - United States

Today, I was at the beach with my buddy. Messing around, he swam up behind me and dunked me under the water. Naturally, moments later I swam behind him, grabbed both his ankles and stood up, flipping him completely, only to see him watching me from a few feet away. I flipped a 70 year old man. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14239) - you deserved it (39578)

On 02/27/2009 at 1:03am - misc - by beachbum (man) - United States (New York)

Today, a customer that I've been waiting on for years came into the restaurant after a long absence. I said to him, "Hey man, it looks like you lost a lot of weight! How'd you do it?" He replied, "I got cancer." FML

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On 02/25/2009 at 2:25am - work - by yawho (woman) - Japan (Tokyo)



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