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Today, I rescued a little boy who looked like he was drowning in a public pool. His mother then smacked me in the face for "touching him". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43583) - you deserved it (2580)

On 06/06/2013 at 12:13am - kids - by butisavedyourkid - United States

Today, I was driving past a farm that always has 4 chickens walking around outside. It always cheers me up to see them, but I couldn't find them. I wasn't watching the road so I didn't see when I ran over all 4 chickens. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14461) - you deserved it (45636)

On 08/27/2009 at 4:53pm - animals - by chickenlover (man) - United States (Illinois)



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