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MzMegs

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  • Town/Country : Phoenix, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 July 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 6185
  • Number of comments : 147
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About MzMegs : I'm Meghan. Married 12.13.2015

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Today, I learned that when you flush the toilet, the contents do not disappear into oblivion. They show up in your basement when your sewer backs up. And they come in greater numbers. FML



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