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MzMegs
  • Town/Country : Silverton, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 July 1994 (19 years)
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  • Number of comments : 140
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Today, my little 7 and 6 year old cousins came visit my family home. I heard the oldest one say that my sister was nice and pretty. Then the youngest replied "Yeah, but the older one has the face of a murderer." FML

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Today, I learned that when you flush the toilet, the contents do not disappear into oblivion. They show up in your basement when your sewer backs up. And they come in greater numbers. FML



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