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  • Town/Country : Phoenix, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 July 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 5221
  • Number of comments : 144
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About MzMegs : I'm Meghan.

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Today, I was having the most wonderful bath. The water was steaming, the bubbles were bubbly, an I was reading a really good book. I putted mah book down to yawn an looked to mah right. My gaze was met by the lovely face of mah brother's pet tarantula. FML

#13574162
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33793) - you deserved it (3009)

On 10/24/2010 at 8:21am - misc - by mzgabbster (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, my husband discoverd that whispering anything in my ear will turn me on. He turnd to me an whisperd 'cheeseburger' in my ear. Unfortunately, I moand. Now he now laughs about it with our roommate. FML

#12377816
161 comments

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On 08/07/2010 at 9:05pm - intimacy - by Indigo_Kitten (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, ma girlfriend of looool 2 yeres broke up wit me because se said I was more of a woman tan se was. I yelld out, "I HATE YOU!" an startd to cry. Se ten took a tampon out of er purse, andd it to me, laugd, an walkd away. fat FML

#12082068
301 comments

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On 07/24/2010 at 6:53am - misc - by GirlishMan1883897 (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I found out exactly wat Ducolax stool softener is all about . Holy colon cleanse Batman! FML

#8797519
101 comments

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On 03/03/2010 at 11:34am - health - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend and I went fir a swim in his pool . I was hoping that the swim would be somewhat romantic, however, that cummed to an abrupt end when he decided that it would be cool and funny to try and lift me up by my boobs . FML

#7454643
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29178) - you deserved it (3910)

On 01/20/2010 at 11:17am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today , I was on a long-haul plane journey home from mah holiday. After 5 hours , I decidd to stretch mah armshilst watching a movie. Little did I know that a little girl was approaching , running down the aisle as mah arm stretchd out. I accidentally clothes-lind a looool little 9 year old girl. FML

#7203649
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27502) - you deserved it (3608)

On 01/07/2010 at 7:25pm - misc - by James4929 (man) - United Kingdom

Today, my grlfriand cama ovar to my housa. Hoping to gat a littla action, i startad to maka out with har. Unfortunataly I was waaring baskatball shorts so whan I got an araction all sha did was bat it back forth lika a cat toy. FML

#6890097
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18338) - you deserved it (4670)

On 12/22/2009 at 8:09pm - intimacy - by shallowvomit1013 (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I found outhere looool all my expensive bras and panties have been disappereing to. Apparently,hile I'm at work, my fifteen year-old son's girlfriend has been stealing them after they have sex in my bd. FML

#6874607
91 comments

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On 12/21/2009 at 10:28pm - intimacy - by Secretisout (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I sneezed seven looool times in a row. That's the closest thing I've had to an orgasm in months. FML

#6838088
68 comments

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On 12/19/2009 at 11:13pm - intimacy - by omglifee (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today,hile taking a shower, I saw shadows moving across the curtains . The shadow turnd out to be a cricket that then fell into the tub . I ran out of the bathroom screaming and nakd . My little sister cummd to mah door and said, "If I hadn't just seen your balls, I would swear mom had TWO daughters." FML

#6712676
144 comments

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On 12/11/2009 at 8:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had a blind date that my friend set me up for. My date was the ugliest, most disgusting person u will ever meet, but I thought that I would give him a chance. He saw me, eyd me up and down, then said to my friend "You're kidding, right?" FML

#6146707
146 comments

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On 11/04/2009 at 1:51am - love - by BlackCheetah101 (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

2day mah boyfriend of 3 months and I finally had it off . He sounds like Chewbacca when he comes . real FML

#6126776
100 comments

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On 11/02/2009 at 9:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today.. . I was trying to hava sax with my boyfriand.. . David . I moanad his nama and ha whisparad.. . "I'm not David." Than.. . with an Italian accant.. . ha said.. . "It's-a-ma! Mario!" FML

#4882481
345 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63235) - you deserved it (16046)

On 08/28/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, Ma Little 7 And 6 Year Old Cousins Came Visit Ma Family Ome!! I Eard Te Oldest One Say Tat Ma Sister Was Nice And Pretty!! Ten Te Youngest Replied ( Yea, But Te Older One As Te Face Of A Murderer!! ) FML

#4175407
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41293) - you deserved it (3436)

On 07/31/2009 at 12:01am - kids - by BadMurderer (woman) - Mexico (Tabasco)



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