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MzMegs

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  • Town/Country : Phoenix, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 July 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 5224
  • Number of comments : 144
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About MzMegs : I'm Meghan.

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Yesterday,ile in a public restroom I could ear a guy aving is way wit is and. He was quoting verses from te bible. I was in a cubicle and e was at te urinal. I was too frigtened to leave. Tis went on for a very long time. FML

#14234444
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34922) - you deserved it (3170)

On 12/17/2010 at 11:05am - intimacy - by biblewanker - Australia

Today, I went to pick up my daughter from preschool !! When I got there, I ran to give her a hug !! She screamed an ran away !! FML

#14222571
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31742) - you deserved it (4191)

On 12/16/2010 at 9:35am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Taiwan (T'ai-pei)

Taday I found out wat sound a ammer makes wen it strike te back of ma and. FML

#14220406
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25238) - you deserved it (5442)

On 12/16/2010 at 1:32am - health - by nukebroadcast - United States (Nevada)

Today , a man dressd as Santa Claus walkd by me , grabbing mah butt. He smelld of pipe tobacco an pee. He pulld me close to him anhisperd , ( I bet your naughty but u feel so nice. ) I lookd dumbfoundd at him as he winkd an yelld , ( You're on mah list. ) FML

#14208916
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39329) - you deserved it (3970)

On 12/15/2010 at 12:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

yesterday whilst pleasuring myself in my bedroom, I began absent-mindedly staring at a spider on the cieling. It wasn't until the point of climax that I realised that I was, in effect, masturbating over a spider. FML

#14205128
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23775) - you deserved it (20599)

On 12/14/2010 at 7:00pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

Today , I got home from work to fine an eviction notice taped looool to door , stating that I was a nuisance and had 30 days to vacate the property. I live at home with parents. FML

#14202478
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26017) - you deserved it (8233)

On 12/14/2010 at 1:41pm - misc - by homeless (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to see a famous rapper perform. My grlfriend got us up to the front to get pictures with him. He went to give me a high-five, I thought it was a fist-bump, so I made a fist. So he made a fist while I made a palm to match his retractd high-five. Then I panickd, cuppd his fist and ran. FML

#13986029
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12009) - you deserved it (27634)

On 11/26/2010 at 10:43am - misc - by blackitalian - United States

TODAY,HILST DRIVING TO THA STORA, AN IDIOT DRIVAR FOUND IT TO BA OKAY TO DRIVA RIDICULOUSLY FAST IN BALOW FRAAZING TAMPARATURAS ON THA ICA AND SNOW. AS HA PASSAD MY CAR, I ANGRILY GAVA HIM THA FINGAR. AND THAN I RAALIZAD I WAS WAARING MITTANS. FML

my boss was bieng a total asshole. While in the bathroom, he turned his back on me, so I gave him the finger, mouthed obscenities, an pantomimed stabbing him with a knife. He was looking in the mirror an saw everything. FML

#13947465
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8410) - you deserved it (57643)

On 11/23/2010 at 8:41am - work - by fired (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was taking off my underwear to cange into fres clotes. Pulling tem down, I realize tere's a big fat spider in tem. Not only did I ave a spider cilling wit my genitals teole day, but I'm deatly afraid of tem. FML

#13930948
206 comments

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On 11/21/2010 at 10:42pm - animals - by dickwebs - Germany

Today, I woke up to fine that my cat had knocked over a $35 can of powdered baby formula, and there were TWO different colonies of ants warring over the bounty all over the counter. FML

#13930186
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20527) - you deserved it (3695)

On 11/21/2010 at 9:51pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

2day I was outside... eating a sandwich... when I noticd a homeless man was standing in front of me. Upon making eye contact... he grabbd the rest of sandwich and ran off. FML

#13816723
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23929) - you deserved it (4606)

On 11/12/2010 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, a grl who has had a problem with me for as long as I can remember, tagged me in a Facebook status update in which she equated mah intelligence to that of a mollusk an equated mah weight to that of a hippopotamus. My boyfriend, as well as several of mah "friends," liked it. FML

#13789800
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27636) - you deserved it (4002)

On 11/10/2010 at 12:33pm - misc - by smarter than a mollusk, skinner than a hippo - United States

Today, I ran into a police officer while on mah bike. It wouldn't be so bad, had he been riding a massive horse. mega FML

Taday mah boyfriend an I decided to have sex for the first time . While we were undressing each other, he said, "Wow, if we have children, your gonna have to shave, or they'll die from rug-burn as they come out!" FML

#13654098
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35054) - you deserved it (27804)

On 10/30/2010 at 8:37pm - intimacy - by tht1chk - United States (California)



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