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MzMegs

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  • Town/Country : Phoenix, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 July 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 4411
  • Number of comments : 143
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About MzMegs : I'm Meghan.

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MzMegs's favorite FMLs

Today, I used the restrooms at the shopping mall. The cleaning lady stepped in after me, immediately turned around and very demonstratively started spraying air freshener. FML

#14320804
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20012) - you deserved it (5932)

On 12/24/2010 at 5:52am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands

Today, my fiancé and I attempted to have sex in my childhood bedroom. As we were falling onto the bed, I smacked my head on the wall, which caused a shelf of stuffed toys to fall onto the bed. Not only did it kill the mood, the shelf also hit me in the face. FML

#14316473
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23331) - you deserved it (8538)

On 12/23/2010 at 10:03pm - intimacy - by troubleintoyland (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was in a store with my dad. He completely lost his temper and began yelling at the store owners. For some reason, he then removed his shirt in protest. FML

#14309461
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32874) - you deserved it (2639)

On 12/23/2010 at 9:48am - misc - by Username - Canada

Today, I saw my first boobs ever, at 18, volunteering at a retirement home. FML

#14306986
110 comments

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On 12/23/2010 at 3:18am - intimacy - by David H. -

Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into his eyes. He then started to use my boobs as punching bags while singing "Eye of the Tiger". FML

#14305984
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40857) - you deserved it (8672)

On 12/23/2010 at 1:36am - intimacy - by nemo518 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I received a call from child care. Apparently, my four year-old boy tried to start a mosh pit during naptime. FML

#14295570
297 comments

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On 12/22/2010 at 6:43am - kids - by lerouxmaster -

Today, I overheard my husband telling my step-dad that I have the same ability to sniff out chocolate in a house as a certain animal has to find truffles in the woods. FML

#14294179
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18350) - you deserved it (5826)

On 12/22/2010 at 3:01am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my husband said that when we have sex he almost gets as excited as he does when he gets a chopper gunner on Black Ops. FML

#14284666
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33604) - you deserved it (7260)

On 12/21/2010 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by Hannah - United States (Kansas)

Today, a woman came to my counter and ordered 12 donuts. I said, "OK sure, a dozen donuts." She paused, looked at me with disgust and yelled, "I said 12, NOT a dozen." FML

#14277072
299 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44885) - you deserved it (3625)

On 12/20/2010 at 8:52pm - work - by morenita27 (woman) - Canada

Today, I found out that my friends have been "fake laughing" whenever I make a joke just so that the situation doesn't get awkward. FML

#14265623
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12168) - you deserved it (20659)

On 12/19/2010 at 10:41pm - misc - by fakelaugher (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to the mall with my daughter. She asked me if she could go see Santa, so I said yes. She made me sit on his lap with her, and that's when I felt something on my bum. Let's just say Santa had a present for me. FML

#14263079
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37515) - you deserved it (5944)

On 12/19/2010 at 7:23pm - intimacy - by hotmommy -

Today, I woke up late for work, and got sick at work twice; when I got home I discovered I'd paid my cable bill late when I got cut off. When my girlfriend came over, the first thing she said was "Do you know about the graffiti on your car?" FML

#14258015
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37614) - you deserved it (2846)

On 12/19/2010 at 6:29am - misc - by byepolar_bare (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, after buying some groceries, I walked back to my car. After trying several times to get in the door, I finally look up and see a terrified little boy holding onto his teacup poodle for dear life, frantically waving me away. My car was two spots over. FML

#14253305
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9686) - you deserved it (24699)

On 12/18/2010 at 10:20pm - misc - by me - United States

Today, trying to be romantic, I started giving my boyfriend a neck massage. He gave me a weirded-out look, removed my hand, called me creep, and wouldn't let me touch him for the rest of the day. FML

#14251219
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26676) - you deserved it (4099)

On 12/18/2010 at 7:14pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I realized that the fish-shaped birth mark on the back of my leg, that I have had all my life, is not really shaped like a fish as I had originally thought. It looks just like a penis. FML

#14234557
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27631) - you deserved it (3026)

On 12/17/2010 at 11:23am - health - by BYUwildchild - United States



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