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MzMegs

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  • Town/Country : Phoenix, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 July 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 5026
  • Number of comments : 144
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About MzMegs : I'm Meghan.

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MzMegs's favorite FMLs

Today, I watched my grandfather try and park his car inside the storage area for shopping carts, thinking it was a parking space. FML

#14934394
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24875) - you deserved it (3108)

On 02/11/2011 at 10:46am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I had no choice but to shake the hand of a customer, who just moments before, had the aforementioned hand down the front of his pants, scratching his snowglobes. FML

#14882108
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28968) - you deserved it (3292)

On 02/07/2011 at 1:04pm - work - by hushnow - United States

Today, I found out that my mom screams like a dying monkey while having sex. Even with my music turned up all the way, I can still hear her through our paper thin walls. FML

#14867901
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35490) - you deserved it (3078)

On 02/06/2011 at 2:38pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my 400 pound roommate brought home a 400 pound guy. Now there's 800 pounds of sex going on in the next room, and it sounds like the invasion of Normandy in there. FML

#14835077
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69995) - you deserved it (6583)

On 02/04/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She's a sock puppet. FML

#14802825
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18728) - you deserved it (65012)

On 02/01/2011 at 9:32pm - intimacy - by seepeezy32 -

Today, I wanted to annoy my sister by playing the air horn app on my iPhone. I forgot that I had headphones in. Let's just say I quickly had to change my underwear. FML

#14797258
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8372) - you deserved it (62244)

On 02/01/2011 at 1:50pm - misc - by Brea - United States (Missouri)

Today, I had an asthma attack because I was masturbating too vigorously. FML

#14614726
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17484) - you deserved it (43080) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 3:13pm - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I went on a date for the first time in months. Over dessert, my date told a joke, and I tittered vigorously, causing me to choke and throw up all over my date. FML

#14499685
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25771) - you deserved it (5601)

On 01/07/2011 at 6:42pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. He's been calling his penis "fun-sized" for a while now, but I didn't know he meant it really was the size of a fun-size candy bar. I'm pretty sure I'm still technically a virgin. FML

#14475422
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49845) - you deserved it (8523)

On 01/05/2011 at 3:49pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I lost my virginity, I think. Does it still count if she left halfway through, laughing? FML

#14449491
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48732) - you deserved it (9829)

On 01/03/2011 at 6:40am - intimacy - by Username -

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says "Wow, this is just too funny". FML

#14386335
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28205) - you deserved it (5745)

On 12/29/2010 at 8:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was running late and rushing to a waiting bus. I made it to the doors just as they closed. I knocked desperately, hoping the driver would let me in. He hovered his hand over the button for a few seconds, then flipped me off and drove away laughing. FML

#14325917
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30105) - you deserved it (3349)

On 12/24/2010 at 5:32pm - misc - by hahahano (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I met up with an old high school friend who I used to make fun of because he put so much effort into his studies. Turns out he makes my annual salary in a month. FML

#14322197
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7483) - you deserved it (87216)

On 12/24/2010 at 10:12am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, as I was riding my bike, I saw a bunch of cute guys checking me out. Not paying attention, I then ran into a parked police car. Besides getting laughed at, I got a ticket for damaging police property. FML

#14321836
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8870) - you deserved it (27582)

On 12/24/2010 at 9:13am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)



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