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  • Town/Country : Phoenix, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 July 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 5370
  • Number of comments : 144
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About MzMegs : I'm Meghan.

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MzMegs's favorite FMLs

Today, a friend and I were walking around a festival when out of nowhere a giant bug hit me in the face. I went into instant ninja mode, screaming and flailing. When I stopped, I realized it was just a leaf and everyone was staring at me. FML

#20636386
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35558) - you deserved it (16430)

On 05/02/2013 at 2:29am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while I was waiting at a red light, another car slammed into me. By the time I got out to assess the damage, the other car was empty and there was nobody in sight. Either Moby Dickwad was abducted by aliens mid-crash, or he was behind on his insurance payments. FML

#19840064
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24376) - you deserved it (1780)

On 06/24/2012 at 4:51pm - misc - by Boar - United States (New Mexico)

Today, while making my daily offering of turd to the porcelain throne, I took out my phone and started playing a game. I suddenly felt a tickling sensation on my leg, and I freaked out as I saw hundreds of ants had emerged from behind the toilet. FML

#19215354
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30565) - you deserved it (3969)

On 03/04/2012 at 5:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was having a pleasant jog, that is until I was struck by the terrible feeling of an oncoming turd. Being only about 20 minutes from home, I thought I could make it back without letting the beast out. I was so wrong. The only thing I'm grateful for is that I was carrying the Sunday paper. FML

#19207356
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22447) - you deserved it (3358)

On 03/03/2012 at 3:27am - health - by fingerhut - United States (California)

Today, I had my first kiss with the woman I've been in love with for two years. Right as I kissed her, some guys drove by in a car and threw some soggy spaghetti at me, yelling, "Noob!" FML

#18586943
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31475) - you deserved it (3073)

On 12/23/2011 at 5:53am - love - by johncabbot25 (man) - Canada

Today, while pulling into my driveway, I slightly bumped into something. My wife. I'll be sleeping on the couch for a while. FML

#18474194
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23974) - you deserved it (18664)

On 12/10/2011 at 3:45am - intimacy - by godhatesme (man) - United States

Today, I added "a road sign" to my ever-growing list of 'Things which have hit my car as a result of the wind.' FML

#18465867
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21868) - you deserved it (2835)

On 12/09/2011 at 1:05am - misc - by it'sabitwindy - United States

Today, I walked out of the store, car keys in hand, only to discover my car was missing. After a frantic search, I started to hyperventilate and a nearly had a full-blown panic attack. Then I remembered I walked to the store. I am an idiot. FML

#18460733
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21360) - you deserved it (29266)

On 12/08/2011 at 2:58pm - misc - by picklemonger - Canada

Today, my dogs broke through our electric fence, one of whom managed to get his collar off. I picked it up and, without thinking, went across the fence line. I screamed like a chihuahua being run over by a bulldozer. FML

#18378000
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10506) - you deserved it (33290)

On 11/28/2011 at 6:54pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working, so I put it between my knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately, I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out, I was trying to pop the cat. FML

#18312960
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34505) - you deserved it (6043)

On 11/21/2011 at 11:46pm - animals - by furryballoon (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, like every day since my birth, my name is Spreme. Yeah, you probably have trouble pronouncing it correctly too. FML

#18227248
469 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41228) - you deserved it (3195) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/12/2011 at 10:42am - misc - by Nico - France

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to have sex with a piece of fruit. FML

#18190231
327 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43905) - you deserved it (7944)

On 11/08/2011 at 1:11am - intimacy - by lunarstrain - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I learned if you dream you're having a piss, you most likely are having a piss. FML

#18163240
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39104) - you deserved it (5284)

On 11/05/2011 at 9:43am - health - by rj93 - United Kingdom (Ballymena)

Today, my parents got rid of our detachable shower head. Looks like I'm single again. FML

#18070582
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27174) - you deserved it (32552)

On 10/25/2011 at 6:15am - intimacy - by sad - Reserved

Today, my boyfriend still couldn't work out where my clitoris is. It's RIGHT THERE, you idiot. I've pointed it out, but each time it's like he needs a compass and a map or something. FML

#17847323
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35990) - you deserved it (11863)

On 09/27/2011 at 11:56am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)



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