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Today, I had my first kiss with the woman I've been in love with for two years. Right as I kissed her, some guys drove by in a car and threw some soggy spaghetti at me, yelling, "Noob!" FML
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On 12/23/2011 at 5:53am - love - by johncabbot25 (man) - Canada
Today, while pulling into my driveway, I slightly bumped into something. My wife. I'll be sleeping on the couch for a while. FML
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On 12/10/2011 at 3:45am - intimacy - by godhatesme (man) - United States
Today, I added "a road sign" to my ever-growing list of 'Things which have hit my car as a result of the wind.' FML
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On 12/09/2011 at 1:05am - misc - by it'sabitwindy - United States
Today, I walked out of the store, car keys in hand, only to discover my car was missing. After a frantic search, I started to hyperventilate and a nearly had a full-blown panic attack. Then I remembered I walked to the store. I am an idiot. FML
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Today, my dogs broke through our electric fence, one of whom managed to get his collar off. I picked it up and, without thinking, went across the fence line. I screamed like a chihuahua being run over by a bulldozer. FML
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On 11/28/2011 at 6:54pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)
Today, I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working, so I put it between my knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately, I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out, I was trying to pop the cat. FML
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On 11/21/2011 at 11:46pm - animals - by furryballoon (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, like every day since my birth, my name is Spreme. Yeah, you probably have trouble pronouncing it correctly too. FML
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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to have sex with a piece of fruit. FML
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On 11/08/2011 at 1:11am - intimacy - by lunarstrain - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I learned if you dream you're having a piss, you most likely are having a piss. FML
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On 11/05/2011 at 9:43am - health - by rj93 - United Kingdom (Ballymena)
Today, my parents got rid of our detachable shower head. Looks like I'm single again. FML
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Today, my boyfriend still couldn't work out where my clitoris is. It's RIGHT THERE, you idiot. I've pointed it out, but each time it's like he needs a compass and a map or something. FML
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On 09/27/2011 at 11:56am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I heard that a boy in my class had written a song about me. Intrigued, I went to see him perform. I spent 3 excruciating minutes listening to a song about 'the girl of his dreams', his tear-filled eyes staring into mine the whole time. I have to sit next to this freak for the next 2 years. FML
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On 08/16/2011 at 9:20am - love - by worried (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)
Today, my boyfriend and I tried to give his cat medicine. Unfortunately, it reacted in a way it never had before: clawed his arms to bits, bit him so hard a tooth fell out, peed everywhere, including on me, and pooped on the carpet. FML
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On 06/09/2011 at 3:20am - animals - by CatLady (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I signed up for an online dating site. In order to prove I was human and complete my registration, I had to pass a CAPTCHA. Coincidentally enough, the words in it were "depressed" and "loser". FML
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On 06/05/2011 at 4:31pm - love - by Jakub89 - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML
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On 05/22/2011 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
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