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Mythax
  • Town/Country : Gouda, Holland
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 December 1988 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 2138
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Mythax : Writer (poetry), alchoholic (at least I admit it), addicted to music (Classic, Hardrock, Metal, Industrial)

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Today, I was serving a family at the restaurant where I work. When I went to ask the little girl what she wanted, I was tongue-tied and got "cutie" and "hun" mixed up and ended up asking, "What can I get for you, cuntie?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (72232) - you deserved it (21998)

On 05/08/2009 at 4:53pm - work - by keeks_25 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that my husband named our daughter after his favorite porn star. FML

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240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (125936) - you deserved it (11787)

On 05/08/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by Oblivious (woman) - Kuwait

Today, I was sleeping because I had been sick. The closest bathroom to mine is the one in my parents room. I wake up and feel like I have to throw up, I run into my parents room to go to the bathroom. I walk in on my parents having sex. Shocked, I gasp for air then throw up all over their bed. FML

#148827
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (106747) - you deserved it (11163)

On 02/26/2009 at 11:02pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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