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  • Town/Country : Not specified
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  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 December 1988 (26 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2365
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Mythax : Writer (poetry), alchoholic (at least I admit it), addicted to music (Classic, Hardrock, Metal, Industrial)

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Mythax's favorite FMLs

Today, I was serving a family at the restaurant where I work. When I went to ask the little girl what she wanted, I was tongue-tied and got "cutie" and "hun" mixed up and ended up asking, "What can I get for you, cuntie?" FML

#1751488
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I agree, your life sucks (76915) - you deserved it (23431)

On 05/08/2009 at 4:53pm - work - by keeks_25 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that my husband named our daughter after his favorite porn star. FML

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245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (138985) - you deserved it (14125)

On 05/08/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by Oblivious (woman) - Kuwait

Today, I was sleeping because I had been sick. The closest bathroom to mine is the one in my parents room. I wake up and feel like I have to throw up, I run into my parents room to go to the bathroom. I walk in on my parents having sex. Shocked, I gasp for air then throw up all over their bed. FML

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83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (111055) - you deserved it (11726)

On 02/26/2009 at 11:02pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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