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MystickTomato

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 19 May 1992 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 298
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, at a campfire, I whipped out my guitar to serenade this girl I like with a Nick Drake song. When I was done, she said it was nice, but that my singing voice sounds a bit like the Swedish Chef from the Muppet Show. A couple of people nearby burst out laughing in agreement. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24916) - you deserved it (6196)

On 07/28/2011 at 8:27pm - misc - by Branski - United States

Today, I had sex with a Juggalo. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15415) - you deserved it (56516)

On 06/06/2011 at 7:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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