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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 19 May 1992 (24 years old)
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  • Number of visits : 408
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About MystickTomato : Everything there is to know about me, I have already implanted into your brain. You just have to find out how to access that knowledge

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Today, at a campfire, I whipped out my guitar to serenade this girl I like with a Nick Drake song. When I was done, she said it was nice, but that my singing voice sounds a bit like the Swedish Chef from the Muppet Show. A couple of people nearby burst out laughing in agreement. FML

by Branski / 07/28/2011 at 8:27pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I had sex with a Juggalo. FML

by Anonymous / 06/06/2011 at 7:20pm / United States / Intimacy