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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 19 May 1992 (23 years)
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About MystickTomato : Everything there is to know about me, I have already implanted into your brain. You just have to find out how to access that knowledge

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Today, at a campfire, I whipped out my guitar to serenade this girl I like with a Nick Drake song. When I was done, she said it was nice, but that my singing voice sounds a bit like the Swedish Chef from the Muppet Show. A couple of people nearby burst out laughing in agreement. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27638) - you deserved it (6599)

On 07/28/2011 at 8:27pm - misc - by Branski - United States

Today, I had sex with a Juggalo. FML


I agree, your life sucks (16133) - you deserved it (58406)

On 06/06/2011 at 7:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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