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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 March 1992 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2113
  • Number of comments : 531
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About Myo : I'm a bitch and will always speak my mind in the comments which often gets me thumbed down. Tough shit, live with what i have to say and stop being a pussy.

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Myo's favorite FMLs

Today, while mowing my backyard, I messily discovered that a family of rabbits has been living out there in the tall grass. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32691) - you deserved it (5148)

On 05/16/2015 at 7:47am - animals - by yif2 (woman) - United States

Today, I went to my boss's dinner party. My sister, who also works with me, sat across from me at the table. I felt her kick me so I kicked her back. Then I heard something start crying. It was the boss's baby crawling under the table. FML


I agree, your life sucks (54323) - you deserved it (18256)

On 08/06/2013 at 1:07am - work - by offuckingcourse - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I tossed half a sausage to a dog sitting beside a park bench. It wasn't until he lunged for it and dragged the man beside him off of the bench that I realized it was a seeing eye dog. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30292) - you deserved it (23932)

On 03/20/2013 at 7:53pm - animals - by SolaceInRage (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I woke up after having a wet dream about Marge Simpson. I really need to get laid. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33893) - you deserved it (8232)

On 10/11/2011 at 3:06pm - intimacy - by margelover (man) - Denmark (Nordjylland)

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