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Myo

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Myo

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 March 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1966
  • Number of comments : 517
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About Myo : I'm a bitch and will always speak my mind in the comments which often gets me thumbed down. Tough shit, live with what i have to say and stop being a pussy.

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Visits<b>markmeis</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 9:41am<b>stalker181</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 11:29pm<b>Aly_donawho</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 4:29pm<b>tartar18</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 2:43pm<b>kangx1</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 2:30pm<b>KK3137</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 1:21pm<b>constipation</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 12:20pm<b>Vintage_Cola</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 12:00pm<b>killthedead</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 11:54am<b>cripcrip</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 11:39am<b>jerryj</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 11:16am<b>aj9319</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 11:14am<b>pringleface</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 7:52pm<b>Dougie_Bee</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 1:57pm<b>Scryll</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 1:41pm<b>HarleyBlues</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 6:36pm<b>alwaysstabbing</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 7:49am<b>Rosebudx</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 3:38pm

Fucked!<b>pringleface</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 1:52am<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 04/22/2015 at 2:53am<b>RavingHaven</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 12:50am<b>briang959</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 6:50pm<b>the_aspect</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 4:29pm<b>cameosurgeon</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 11:45am<b>kathrynbudders</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 5:53am<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 3:44pm<b>Epickitty58</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 2:22pm<b>Blippety</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 6:36pm<b>alancraft98</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 1:11pm<b>Gillett</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 10:29am<b>Riley052402</b> - the 04/04/2015 at 2:41am<b>Zigstyle308</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 12:41am<b>Khaleesi_26</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 9:04pm<b>CCRider</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 7:50pm<b>sunnyskys</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 5:58pm<b>bab3ruthl3ss</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 3:08pm

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Myo's favorite FMLs

Today, while mowing my backyard, I messily discovered that a family of rabbits has been living out there in the tall grass. FML

#21410882
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30493) - you deserved it (4693)

On 05/16/2015 at 7:47am - animals - by yif2 (woman) - United States

Today, I went to my boss's dinner party. My sister, who also works with me, sat across from me at the table. I felt her kick me so I kicked her back. Then I heard something start crying. It was the boss's baby crawling under the table. FML

#20823157
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54272) - you deserved it (18243)

On 08/06/2013 at 1:07am - work - by offuckingcourse - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I tossed half a sausage to a dog sitting beside a park bench. It wasn't until he lunged for it and dragged the man beside him off of the bench that I realized it was a seeing eye dog. FML

#20552676
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30257) - you deserved it (23899)

On 03/20/2013 at 7:53pm - animals - by SolaceInRage (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I woke up after having a wet dream about Marge Simpson. I really need to get laid. FML

#17960202
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33852) - you deserved it (8228)

On 10/11/2011 at 3:06pm - intimacy - by margelover (man) - Denmark (Nordjylland)



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