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About Myo : I'm a bitch and will always speak my mind in the comments which often gets me thumbed down. Tough shit, live with what i have to say and stop being a pussy.
Between your Facebook account and your FML account, things are no longer complicated: their relationship is official. We like this.
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You've liked someone. How cute!
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Today, I went to my boss's dinner party. My sister, who also works with me, sat across from me at the table. I felt her kick me so I kicked her back. Then I heard something start crying. It was the boss's baby crawling under the table. FML
Today, I saw my four-year-old son running around outside, and copying everything our dog was doing. I thought it was cute, so I went to grab the camera. When I went back outside, I saw my dog eating a dead rabbit, and my son doing the same. FML
Friday 28 August 2015