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Myo
  • Town/Country : Up your ass and around the corner, gofuckyourselfistan
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 March 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 1078
  • Number of comments : 412
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About Myo : I'm a bitch and will always speak my mind in the comments which often gets me thumbed down. Tough shit, live with what i have to say and stop being a pussy.

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Today, I tossed half a sausage to a dog sitting beside a park bench. It wasn't until he lunged for it and dragged the man beside him off of the bench that I realized it was a seeing eye dog. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24721) - you deserved it (19928)

On 03/20/2013 at 7:53pm - animals - by SolaceInRage (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I woke up after having a wet dream about Marge Simpson. I really need to get laid. FML

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