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  • Title : Madam
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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1014
  • Number of comments : 172
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my roommates sent a relationship request to my one night stand with my Facebook account. She accepted, and sent me a long message confessing her love for me. I can't remember her. FML

#18070984
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23758) - you deserved it (19085)

On 10/25/2011 at 8:42am - love - by birgz (woman) -

Today, working as an EMT on an ambulance, we had a patient who refused to accept that he had a massive GI bleed, despite the fact that bloody stool was flowing from his anus all over my ambulance. To make things worse, my EMT ride-along student puked all over the patient. FML

#18069219
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27513) - you deserved it (1863)

On 10/25/2011 at 12:30am - work - by fire1 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up, showered, and began brushing my teeth. When I started to brush my tongue I gagged, like usual, and threw up a little. What's unusual? I threw up a cockroach. FML

#18052574
330 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51668) - you deserved it (4052)

On 10/23/2011 at 7:45am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to come up with a reward system for getting my boyfriend to brush his teeth daily. He's 24. FML

#18051546
144 comments

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On 10/23/2011 at 2:23am - health - by lynnie - United States (Texas)

Today, I dislocated my jaw while giving my boyfriend a blowjob. FML

#18051286
361 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41402) - you deserved it (19119)

On 10/23/2011 at 1:45am - intimacy - by canucks_chick - Canada

Today, I dislocated my jaw while giving my boyfriend a blowjob. FML

#18051286
361 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41402) - you deserved it (19119)

On 10/23/2011 at 1:45am - intimacy - by canucks_chick - Canada

Today, I was relaxing at home while my boyfriend played with his hamster. After a while of silence, my boyfriend came over and put his fingers next to my face. Trying to be cute, I stuck his fingers in my mouth and sucked on them. Turns out he was trying to show me how bad hamster pee smells. FML

#18043699
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16865) - you deserved it (47885)

On 10/22/2011 at 2:10am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was just about to sit down to watch my favorite TV show when my dog jumped over the back of my couch, landed on my head and tried to jump through the window. I now have concussion and a window to replace, all because of a bird. FML

#18038155
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24280) - you deserved it (2789)

On 10/21/2011 at 11:35am - animals - by Mr.P - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I thought it would be a great idea to tell my co-worker to calm down when he appeared to be very uptight. He thought it would be a great idea to punch me right in the face. FML

#18037423
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20476) - you deserved it (11670)

On 10/21/2011 at 7:37am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to get my boyfriend's mom to help me get my boyfriend in his house because he was so drunk. He broke up with me for getting him in trouble. FML

#18036926
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26069) - you deserved it (4622)

On 10/21/2011 at 3:39am - misc - by drunkboysgf - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I found my "lost" bicycle in my best friend's garage. I've been having to catch two buses to get to work for the past few months. FML

#18029940
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23648) - you deserved it (2555)

On 10/20/2011 at 7:51am - misc - by jwhizzle - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I went to the store to pick up some tampons. After waiting in line for about 10 minutes, the male cashier looked at me when I was leaving and said, "Have a nice... week!" FML

#18023767
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30596) - you deserved it (4571)

On 10/19/2011 at 3:36pm - misc - by sarah (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my twin boys who are 5 decided to teach each other how to fly off the shed out back. They are still in their pajamas. Batman's arm is broken and Spiderman has a slight concussion. FML

#18022351
317 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32053) - you deserved it (6335)

On 10/19/2011 at 10:03am - kids - by optimistic2628 - United States

Today, my best friend who I have known for ten years recommended I didn't continue a relationship with my girlfriend. I thought she wanted to go out with me which I was hoping for, for a long time. Turns out she wanted to go out with her. FML

#18022095
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34438) - you deserved it (6011)

On 10/19/2011 at 8:19am - love - by anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, while leaving a football game, I saw a half-empty bottle of Mountain Dew on the ground. It was night-time and there weren't many people around, so for a laugh, I picked it up and tossed it behind me as hard as I could. It hit someone. FML

#18008863
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6787) - you deserved it (47803)

On 10/17/2011 at 6:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)



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