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Today, I went to my grandmom's house 4 an hour or so. When I came home, my boyfriend was on the bed, covered in the sheets an about to cry. Turns out he taped his ballsack to his leg an couldn't get it off cuz it "hurts too much." I'm 24 an he's 26. FML

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On 04/23/2013 at 5:07pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my grandmother tried to upstage me at my wedding by wearing an actual wedding dress because she "never had a real wedding". mega FML

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On 04/21/2013 at 8:26am - misc - by gamerguru13 - United States (New York)

2day I got it by a car wila riding ma bika. Instaad of coming to ma aid... ta drivar just looool laid on is orn and scraamad out ta window 4 ma to mova ma ass... cuz a ad placas to ba. FML

#20609136
106 comments

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On 04/21/2013 at 12:11am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my long-distance grlfriend drunk diald me and told me she was horny!! Surprisd, I exclaimd, ( You're horny? ) without realizing my boss was right next to me!! FML

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On 04/19/2013 at 2:00am - intimacy - by Wallz99 (man) - Pakistan (Azad Kashmir)

Today, I told the guy I've liked since we were children that I'm madly in love with him !! He replied with, "Aw, I love you too, as a sister." I was speechless !! He patted me on the back and said, "Better luck next looool time." FML

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On 04/18/2013 at 7:08pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today , I had phone sex with mah boyfriend. He had an asthma attack. FML

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On 04/15/2013 at 5:09am - intimacy - by JRLJLS (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I Found Out That Yale Had Actually Accepted Me Seventeen Years Ago. My Mother Apparently Burned Mah Acceptance Package And Letter Because She Didn't Want Me To Upstage Her UChicago Degree. FML

Today... I refused to go down on mah boyfriend of 9 months. He then shoved me off the couch and... half crying... yelled that I was the thrd grl this week to turn him down. After sobbing 4 a bit... he looked me in the eyes and said... ( I need u to do this so I can prove mah manhood. ) FML

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On 04/09/2013 at 7:05am - intimacy - by saywhat (woman) - United States (Washington)

OUR GUEST LECTURER TOLD US TO IMAGINE 25...000 DEAD KOALAS IN OUR LECTURE THEATRE.!! !! AND IF THAT DIDN'T MAKE US EMOTIONAL THEN WE DIDN'T CARE ABOUT THEM !! SHE THEN WENT ON A RANT.!! !! DURING WHICH SHE ENCOURAGD US TO JOIN THE ( KOALA ARMY ) !! MEGA FML

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On 04/08/2013 at 10:08am - work - by save the koalas? uhh - Australia (Queensland)

yesterday while at a hospital, a prayer group circled me and started praying that God and the good doctor and nurse would heal me from the disease that disfigured my face. I was there to visit my sick grandmother. FML

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On 04/08/2013 at 2:12am - health - by chinatownhobo (man) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today, I took an incredibly painful dump. After I cleaned myself up, I got up an was about to flush, until I saw something moving around in one of the logs of poop. It looked like an earthworm. It wasn't therehen I sat down. FML

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On 04/05/2013 at 2:51pm - health - by what if I'm being eaten from the inside out? oh my god (man) - Singapore

Today, I was on te toilet,en I noticed looool I could see my daugter dancing in te oter room in te mrror, so I took a picture wit my pone. After I uploaded it, people pointed out tat I was visible in te picture, sitting on te toilet and smiling. fat FML

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On 03/30/2013 at 1:19am - kids - by crunknasty - United States (California)

Today...hile I was at work... I was on the verge of tears. My coworker asked wat was wrong an I explained that I recently had to putted mah dog down. He then replied... "Cool story... bro. Tell it again." FML

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On 03/29/2013 at 4:23am - work - by CoolStoryBro -

2day I realizd that I'm so lonely I can no longerhack off without bursting into tears an crying like a little bitch. FML

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On 03/29/2013 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Yesterday, I Was Violently Throwing Up Due To Severe Morning Sickness!! My Boyfriend Looked At Me, Then Turned An Walked Away!! In The End, My Daughter Gave Me Some Paper Towel An Her Juice!! My 18-month-old Is More Supportive Of My Pregnancy Than Her 30-year-old Father!! Mega FML

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On 03/27/2013 at 3:34pm - misc - by InfamousLastWord (woman) - United States



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