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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 October 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 208
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About MyLifeIsDerp : Im that Token black guy who is good at.. pretty much everything. Gaming is a big one.

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MyLifeIsDerp's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I was getting pretty horny, and I thought some dirty talk would turn him on. Amid my panting, I breathed the words, "Fuck me." He then stopped and said, "Excuse me, I don't like hearing that language." and wouldn't continue until I corrected myself. FML

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198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49018) - you deserved it (10234)

On 12/24/2012 at 8:32am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, whilst at my new step-dad's Christmas lunch, my mother spiked my drink so that I would look worse than her in front of her new mother-in-law. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30325) - you deserved it (2210)

On 12/24/2012 at 5:09am - misc - by heya - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my mother has stooped to a new level of "hiding" Christmas gifts. She now just dumps them in the middle of the floor and says, "Don't look at them." If she even thinks I'm glancing in the direction of the pile, she will burst into a manic rage, and yell at me for "ruining the surprise." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27059) - you deserved it (7293)

On 12/20/2012 at 8:57am - misc - by Mandy93 (woman) - Germany (Rheinland-Pfalz)

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated, and he started to go down on me. In excitement, I accidentally drove a knee into his face. No amount of fondling his diddlestick made him forgive me for his bloody nose and swollen eye. FML

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On 03/16/2012 at 4:23pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland



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