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  • Town/Country : Mumbai, India
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 11 November 1994 (19 years)
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  • Number of comments : 15
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Today, I was nude modeling for the first time for a life art class. The only criteria for the class was that I not move at all while being observed. After a few seconds I noticed a really hot girl drawing me. I got a hard on. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (68326) - you deserved it (22514)

On 03/18/2009 at 4:37pm - intimacy - by Opplyst11 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I texted my boyfriend of 6 months saying that I was in the mood, and that I was in bed, and naked. He texted back saying "U got fingers, use them, im going to bed xoxo". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (131493) - you deserved it (35672)

On 03/17/2009 at 1:06am - intimacy - by princess (woman) - Canada (Quebec)



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