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MushyLuvsU

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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1379
  • Number of comments : 93
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About MushyLuvsU : I am obsessed by anything Disney.... Except for Miley Cyrus and shit like that... I dance and make videos. I use Adobe After Effects and Sony Vegas Pro for editing my videos.... Oh and dont talk to me. ^.^

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Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why I'd be angry if he had a foursome with 3 other people. FML

#15078175
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36906) - you deserved it (5130)

On 02/22/2011 at 1:00pm - intimacy - by Dilly_20 - United Kingdom

Today, I was paired up with a partner in my film class. He has an idea for a film: "Shoot an onion from all angles, light it on fire, and roll it down a hill". He was dead serious. I'm stuck with this guy for the whole year. FML

#15076677
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29320) - you deserved it (3809)

On 02/22/2011 at 9:28am - work - by Dean Heffern -

Today, I got up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. I felt something get caught in my throat so I coughed and spluttered a bit. When I turned on the lights I discovered I'd coughed up a cockroach. FML

#15075987
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48478) - you deserved it (4435)

On 02/22/2011 at 7:25am - misc - by no name -

Today, I found a picture my husband had saved on the computer. It was of me, and he had named it "Fatter". FML

#15075025
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23491) - you deserved it (11940)

On 02/22/2011 at 3:38am - love - by just great... -

Today, I had to fake fall down the stairs so my mom would stop texting and actually pay attention to what I was saying. FML

#15074279
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26879) - you deserved it (13237)

On 02/22/2011 at 2:07am - misc - by anonymous -

Today, a neighbor called the cops on me and my friends because we were "starting a fire" in the backyard. We were using a barbecue. FML

#15070074
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28382) - you deserved it (2520)

On 02/21/2011 at 9:21pm - misc - by EpicFailTime -

Today, I desperately tried to explain to my boyfriend why he shouldn't talk about the bible during sex. He honestly doesn't understand. FML

#15067918
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36371) - you deserved it (7094)

On 02/21/2011 at 6:15pm - intimacy - by Clare (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I finally taught my mom how to text message people. Now I get a message from her every 30 seconds saying "Hi". FML

#15066931
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26618) - you deserved it (15017)

On 02/21/2011 at 4:07pm - misc - by moweezy9 (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML

#15066024
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29249) - you deserved it (5940)

On 02/21/2011 at 2:20pm - animals - by Giggity - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was babysitting a little girl. We were colouring, and she told me she wanted to draw a picture of me. After she was done, she showed me the picture. I'm drawn as a fat cow. The worst part is, the picture actually looks kinda like me. FML

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML

#14610613
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40952) - you deserved it (26905) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I caught my husband modeling my cute floral panties. All he could manage to say was "I love you." FML

#13274017
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28985) - you deserved it (4457)

On 10/01/2010 at 7:07am - intimacy - by canispankthat - United States (California)



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