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MurphyS94

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  • Number of visits : 1201
  • Number of comments : 231
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About MurphyS94 : Name's Jessica.

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Visits<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/09/2016 at 10:01am<b>flannelboss27</b> - the 02/19/2016 at 9:49am<b>awishadahbau5</b> - the 02/10/2016 at 4:45pm<b>Kuibe</b> - the 01/07/2016 at 12:31pm<b>taranoelr</b> - the 12/24/2015 at 11:25pm<b>najraa</b> - the 11/30/2015 at 7:43am<b>DoomSkuller</b> - the 11/18/2015 at 12:27am<b>colton646746</b> - the 10/29/2015 at 8:14am<b>ratman775</b> - the 10/25/2015 at 4:18pm<b>dirtbikeguy</b> - the 10/06/2015 at 10:58pm<b>Martinez0285</b> - the 10/06/2015 at 8:09pm<b>AikoRose</b> - the 10/06/2015 at 4:13pm<b>p_diddy77</b> - the 10/06/2015 at 4:13pm<b>tiger820</b> - the 10/06/2015 at 3:13pm<b>conman317</b> - the 10/06/2015 at 2:18pm<b>Robert3Lee</b> - the 10/06/2015 at 1:21pm<b>AbortionSurvivor</b> - the 10/06/2015 at 12:07pm<b>WordBea</b> - the 10/06/2015 at 11:09am

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/09/2016 at 4:01pm<b>DoomSkuller</b> - the 11/18/2015 at 6:27am<b>dirtbikeguy</b> - the 10/07/2015 at 4:58am<b>AikoRose</b> - the 10/06/2015 at 10:13pm<b>tiger820</b> - the 10/06/2015 at 9:13pm<b>PolloRobot</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 8:56am

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MurphyS94's favorite FMLs

Today, my Dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "mom". I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me something "nice". FML

by quickfingers100 / 05/22/2011 at 5:31am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on facebook. FML

by BALEIGHLOVE17 / 05/20/2011 at 1:46am / Love

Today, I found out my dad has a folder full of baby pictures and things that I drew when I was younger, labeled "Shit from when Annie was cute." FML

by Anonymous / 01/15/2011 at 9:38am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had a blind date. When I arrived at our meeting place, I spotted my date, because he was the only one in the bar wearing a nametag. I walked up to him and asked, "Are you John?" He responded, "That depends. Are you Jen?" When I said yes he said, "Then no," and left. FML

by lifesux / 12/31/2009 at 12:33pm / United States (New York) / Love

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

by offbeans / 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm / United States (California) / Kids