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Today, I saw a grasshoppar in tha urinal so I dacidad to paa on it. It jumpad out, scarad tha hall out of ma, an I paad all ovar mysalf. raal looool FML


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On 11/14/2009 at 4:37pm - animals - by TheMichaelNixon - United States (Tennessee)

Today, after a trip to my doctor I found out that my recent mood swings an hot flashes are the result of a hormonal imbalance that mimics the effects of menopause. I'm a 17 year old guy. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35354) - you deserved it (2017)

On 11/07/2009 at 7:38pm - health - by oldlady (man) - United States (New York)

Today, there was something itching me in mah bed, it was the tag to mah pillow case. I ripped it off, very hard an slipped an punched myself right in the face. I broke mah nose. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25138) - you deserved it (9834)

On 11/06/2009 at 6:37pm - health - by jellybean (woman) - United States

Taday I looool went to McDonalds to get breakfast. I sat mah food down at a table and went to get some napkins and a straw. I returned to the table to fine that mah food was gone... and could hear nothing but "SUCKKAAAA" trailing from the entrance to the restaurant. Some jerk stole mah meal. FML


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On 10/24/2009 at 10:45am - misc - by HungryGirl (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today... I was working a hauntd house. I have a really good spothere I hide an scare people. This really hot guy was walking up... an I jumpd out an screamd. He punchd me in the face. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30976) - you deserved it (6548)

On 10/23/2009 at 8:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I eard some rytmic moaning from te apartment next door . It took me 10 minutes to realize tat my niegbor was not aving it off, se was actually vacuuming er apartment . It's been so long since I've ad sex tat I can't even recognize te sound of oter people aving it . FML


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On 10/16/2009 at 10:27pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today...hile driving home from work an old homeless man stepped out on front of mah car. As I slammed on the brakes the man threw a bag of poo at mah windscreen an shouted "Praise The Lord!" before carrying on as if nothing had happened. FML


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On 10/08/2009 at 5:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

I was walking through Borders with my girlfriend, when we pass a girl scout cookies stand. I see a box of Samoas, my favorite, point at them, and shout, 'YEAH'. My girlfriend looks shockd. Behind the box of cookies was a five year old scout bending over, with her bottom pointd at me. FML


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On 03/01/2009 at 12:55pm - misc - by Scottrick (man) - United States (Virginia)

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