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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 24 March 1997 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 539
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About MuffinOfSuccess : "If you've got the key, then start the car and drive as far as you can."
Music is a huge part of my life im sure id die without it. Some of my favorite bands are Issues, Ice Nine Kills, Fall Out Boy, Pierce The Veil and My Chemical Romance. I play piano and ukulele. I mostly stay home and dick around on the internet. Class of 2013.

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I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.


You see, sonny boy, moderating FMLs is a bit like running a marathon.

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MuffinOfSuccess's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up to my 5-year-old son covering my nose and mouth with his hand and complaining, "Noooo, you need to die now." FML

by life insurance for 1 / 05/30/2013 at 12:29pm / United States (California) / Kids

Today, I told my husband to tell me his wildest fantasy. He told me it was to put on fake antlers and "do it like deer". FML

by Kasey Eames / 12/23/2012 at 1:19am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, while I was on the toilet, my cat managed to climb up behind me, slip and then grip itself to my bare ass. In my haste to get away from the cat, I pooped on the toilet without noticing. Until I sat back down. FML

by Anonymous / 02/01/2012 at 1:13am / Canada / Animals