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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 24 March 1997 (17 years)
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  • Number of visits : 231
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About MuffinOfSuccess : "If you've got the key, then start the car and drive as far as you can."
Music is a huge part of my life im sure id die without it. Some of my favorite bands are Issues, Ice Nine Kills, Fall Out Boy, Pierce The Veil and My Chemical Romance. I play piano and ukulele. I mostly stay home and dick around on the internet. Class of 2013.

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Today, I woke up to my 5-year-old son covering my nose and mouth with his hand and complaining, "Noooo, you need to die now." FML


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On 05/30/2013 at 12:29pm - kids - by life insurance for 1 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I told my husband to tell me his wildest fantasy. He told me it was to put on fake antlers and "do it like deer". FML


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On 12/23/2012 at 1:19am - intimacy - by Kasey Eames - United States (California)

Today, while I was on the toilet, my cat managed to climb up behind me, slip and then grip itself to my bare ass. In my haste to get away from the cat, I pooped on the toilet without noticing. Until I sat back down. FML


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On 02/01/2012 at 1:13am - animals - by Anonymous - Canada

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