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MuffinJizz
  • Town/Country : Derby, United Kingdom
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 20 January 1992 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 225
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML

#8001805 (216)

I agree, your life sucks (20307) - you deserved it (5945)

On 02/08/2010 at 1:58am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I told my boyfriend how happy I was with him. He responded by pulling down his pants and slapping his ass. I have no idea what that was supposed to mean. FML

#6268851 (163)

I agree, your life sucks (25215) - you deserved it (4101)

On 11/12/2009 at 2:11am - love - by neuroticallyours (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was babysitting a really annoying kid who wouldn't listen to me, and threw his food through the kitchen, so I punished him. When his mother came home he ran to her and said, "Mommy, mommy, it's not true what you told me, fat people are NOT nice!" FML

#6120564 (91)

I agree, your life sucks (26204) - you deserved it (3695)

On 11/02/2009 at 3:39pm - kids - by Chubby (woman) - Belgium (Antwerpen)