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Today, I was breaking into a house when three police cruisers pulled up. They ran my social, my license plates, and asked me twenty minutes worth of questions, before allowing me to go back to work. I work as a locksmith; the homeowner had lost their keys. FML
by ABBenzin / 02/01/2012 at 11:11am / United States / Work
by Jman6295 / 01/07/2012 at 7:12pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by random person / 11/13/2011 at 1:16am / United States (Ohio) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/13/2010 at 12:55pm / United States (Florida) / Geek
Today, I was walking to the bus stop. I saw a chunk of ice and attempted to kick it. Sadly it was frozen to the ground, so I fell, broke my toe, and missed the bus. Even the bus driver was laughing as he drove by. FML
by Icy / 12/27/2009 at 3:43am / United States (Washington) / Transportation
by name50 / 02/07/2009 at 1:16pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
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