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MtnDew32
  • Town/Country : Sacramento, California, USA, California, USA, California, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 23 July 1996 (16 years)
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Today, I had sex with a juggalo. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12011) - you deserved it (40729)

On 06/06/2011 at 7:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30165) - you deserved it (24882)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)



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