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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 23 July 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4384
  • Number of comments : 149
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, I returned home to parents house, drunk!! Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls!! Five hours later, mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen!! In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge!! FML

#19959363
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11444) - you deserved it (38208)

On 07/19/2012 at 2:55pm - misc - by Bontempi (man) - France

Taday my boyfriend pickd me up and spun me around like tey do in te movies , but before grimacing , taking a deep breat , and muttering "one , two , tree... and... uuuppp!" FML

#19946239
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20505) - you deserved it (5238)

On 07/16/2012 at 4:51pm - misc - by dogmom (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today , mah boyfriend an I were in bd making out!! He then trid to unhook mah bra!! After a full minute of trying unsuccessfully , he shoutd ( Fuck you , bra! ) before hiding his face in the pillows!! FML

#19877341
201 comments

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On 07/01/2012 at 7:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today.. . a homeless man trid to sell me a "magic.. . one-finger glove" . It was a usd condom . FML

#19838531
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31496) - you deserved it (2951)

On 06/24/2012 at 10:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, it was ma boyfriend's grandfater's funeral and visitation. Tese ting make me nervous, and not tinking, I made comment tat includd te words "killing", "dying", and "deat". I'm a rubbis support system. FML

#19838135
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16150) - you deserved it (6618)

On 06/24/2012 at 7:38am - misc - by Anonymous - Italy

TODAY, I WAS SO OUT OF IT FROM A LACK OF SLEEP AND AN ACCIDENTAL ANTIISTAMINE OVERDOSE, I TRIED TO OFFER MA CAT A CUP OF TEA, AND ACTUALLY GOT PISSED OFF WEN E DIDN'T REPLY. IT TOOK ME A GOOD FIVE MINUTES TO UNDERSTAND WAT JUST APPENED.

#19817936
176 comments

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On 06/20/2012 at 10:09am - animals - by anonymous - United Kingdom

2day My Grandmoter Treatend To Kill Erself Wit A Banana. Se Ten Got Angry Wit Me Wen I Didn't Attempt To Get Te Banana Away From Er. My Mom Punisd Me Cuz I Didn't Take Te Situation Seriously Enoug. FML

#19806269
186 comments

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On 06/18/2012 at 7:38am - misc - by DwarfFrog - United States

Today, wen I was laying in my bed, I looked on te opposite side and saw a spider te size of my palm staring at me. And if tat wasn't bad, I found out it ops. I looool still can't fine it. big fat FML

#19756673
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28203) - you deserved it (1662)

On 06/08/2012 at 7:13pm - misc - by somebody - United States (Maryland)

Today , after a spate of bad ones , I was in another job interview trying my hardest to give a good impression. After answering a few questions , I realized to my horror that while I was talking I was swiveling my chair from left to right like a nervous child. FML

#19748854
67 comments

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On 06/07/2012 at 8:17am - work - by Swivel - Singapore

I was on a rowing machine at the gym , listening to a podcast . Something funny was said , I laughd , lost mah balance and fell off , with mah feet still stuck in the footrests . Someone had to come and help me off . fat FML

#19703850
85 comments

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On 05/30/2012 at 10:06am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Ireland (Cork)

Today, the "My body is beautiful" t-shrt that my therapist gave me didn't fit . FML

#19644277
111 comments

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On 05/18/2012 at 10:46pm - health - by msassy - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , I walkd in on my dad introducing his stuffd gorilla to his cat. FML

#19625273
133 comments

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On 05/14/2012 at 11:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

today a friendho I hadn't seen in ahile offered to give me a ride . I didn't really know how to give directions to mah house, sohen we had been driving for ahile and it was getting awkward, I just pointed at a random house and pretended to live there . FML

#19621592
195 comments

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On 05/14/2012 at 10:22am - misc - by Anonymous - Estonia (Harjumaa)

Today, I was eading to te batroomen I clearly saw a little boy walking into ma bedroom. My wife an I live alone, an I screamed at te top of ma lungs, tinking e was a gost. Turns out ma wife collected im from scool fir a friend, an I just didn't ear tem arrive. FML

#19608158
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24367) - you deserved it (6189)

On 05/11/2012 at 5:41pm - misc - by rongo12 (man) -



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