Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Ms_ValS

Offline (5 hours ago) | Search for a member

Ms_ValS

15Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 23 July 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 6694
  • Number of comments : 299
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

Ms_ValS's page activity

Visits<b>Ericisme</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 2:57pm<b>JusstJef</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 1:10pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 12:20pm<b>bs252</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 11:45am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 11:25am<b>Smoogy</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 4:20pm<b>XlDeathshadowXl</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 11:25am<b>Adamjohn82</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 8:39am<b>muis545</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 6:08am<b>laurelfire</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 9:45am<b>Gspilios</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 11:48pm<b>trollcrusher</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 2:42pm<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 12:36am<b>kittykat1501</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 7:58pm<b>melons</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 7:57pm<b>sevennfam</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 2:49am<b>Purrrvana</b> - the 01/13/2016 at 11:14pm<b>redstone7693</b> - the 01/10/2016 at 6:30pm

Fucked!<b>tin_cup</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 5:25pm<b>kittykat1501</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 1:58am<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 11/14/2015 at 12:42am<b>khoov19</b> - the 09/07/2015 at 8:39am<b>Codezlol</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 2:41pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 2:31pm<b>DairyMonster</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 2:08pm<b>kyle_s_97</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 2:40am<b>catlover5299</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 9:31pm<b>dyne808</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 8:23pm<b>enginsteve</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 10:07am<b>martin8337</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 6:03am<b>WaltzingPhanthom</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 3:49pm<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 02/24/2015 at 2:45pm<b>Shmatterhorn</b> - the 02/15/2015 at 8:07am

Ms_ValS's FML badges

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

See all of Ms_ValS's badges

Ms_ValS's favorite FMLs

Today, while at my job, I walked past one of my colleagues who has been sick for the past couple of days. She knows that I'm a tea drinker and asked me for a tea bag. While conversing with her, I handed her one and left. I then later realized that I gave her a condom. FML

#7458972
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11269) - you deserved it (31234)

On 01/20/2010 at 5:38pm - work - by PentiumBawls8 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, at work, I brewed myself a fresh cup of coffee. I set the hot coffee onto my desk. My phone rang so I answered my coffee, spilling it all over my face and body. FML

#6902851
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12598) - you deserved it (26674)

On 12/23/2009 at 1:42pm - work - by chris (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I finally got around to writing my Christmas cards. After finishing, I realized I had written "Happy Birthday" instead of "Merry Christmas" on every single one. FML

#6850443
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11978) - you deserved it (36979)

On 12/20/2009 at 5:41pm - misc - by mannnnn2717 (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I finally got around to writing my Christmas cards. After finishing, I realized I had written "Happy Birthday" instead of "Merry Christmas" on every single one. FML

#6850443
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11978) - you deserved it (36979)

On 12/20/2009 at 5:41pm - misc - by mannnnn2717 (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my furnace and all of my heating systems broke down. A fridge is 3 degrees Celsius; it is now 2 degrees Celsius in my house. I would be warmer in my fridge. FML

#6721732
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33872) - you deserved it (2143)

On 12/12/2009 at 11:55am - health - by FrozenD - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I pulled over to help an attractive girl on the highway in the middle of nowhere. When I asked if she needed help she told me she was going to try starting her car one more time. She then started to make fake engine noises and told me that she was good to go and that I should be on my way. FML

#6528104
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39446) - you deserved it (5761)

On 11/30/2009 at 2:27am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I put on my hazard lights, pulled over to the side of the road, and stopped traffic on a busy road to rescue a black cat that had been hit by a car. With everyone watching, I got a towel and slowly approached the cat. It was a garbage bag. FML

Today, like many other days, I fell asleep in math class. Unlike other days, however, I woke up with a start while ripping a really loud fart in my sleep. The whole class heard it because it was during a lecture. Even the teacher was laughing at me and I had to walk, no, run out of the room. FML

#6431680
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9817) - you deserved it (27778)

On 11/24/2009 at 12:57am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I fell asleep in a lecture. I laughed at something amusing in Dreamworld, but the laugh came out as a prolonged creepy groan in Lectureworld. I woke up to see everyone within a 5 meter radius staring at me. FML

#6286266
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22575) - you deserved it (13395)

On 11/13/2009 at 10:53am - misc - by teepee - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, I returned home for the first time in a year, and found my entire computer missing. I asked my grandma about this, and she told me that she threw "the TV" away because it "no longer responded to the remote control." FML

#6270812
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41765) - you deserved it (2995)

On 11/12/2009 at 9:36am - misc - by missmycomp (man) - Singapore

Today, I found out that my friend uses pictures of me to motivate her to work out. They are accompanied by sayings such as "you don't want to turn out like this." FML

#6222745
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32599) - you deserved it (5329)

On 11/09/2009 at 12:47am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I was at a petting zoo with my boyfriend. A guy that worked there said he'd take a picture of me with a mouse on my head. He reassured me that this mouse was trained. I agreed. Once the mouse got on my head, it peed. Turns out the guy didn't work there after all. FML

#6212555
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28937) - you deserved it (15139)

On 11/08/2009 at 2:14pm - health - by Poopyhead (woman) - Ireland (Cork)

Today, my mum started yelling at me for leaving scissors on my desk, which my five year old sister found and chopped all her hair off. She had a lump of hair as proof. After three minutes of her yelling, me crying and apologizing, she laughed and said she was joking. She just cut my sister's hair. FML

#5877421
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47585) - you deserved it (5016)

On 10/18/2009 at 11:27am - kids - by hairdresser (woman) - Thailand (Krung Thep)

Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML

#5550225
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69841) - you deserved it (5117)

On 09/29/2009 at 5:21pm - love - by P0wned (man) - France (Bretagne)



Maïté Verjux's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Auntie Bernie delivers in 2016
  • Greetings my young friends! It's 2016 and I'm late. No, I'm not pregnant, I'm way too old for that sort of thing, even though I've been trying a lot recently (hey there Didier, you randy rascal…

Friday 5 February 2016

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: