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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Ms_ValS's favorite FMLs
by boringhusband / 05/08/2016 at 10:29am / United States (Maryland) / Love
by foreveryoung / 04/30/2016 at 12:23pm / France / Miscellaneous
Today, I walked my girlfriend home. As I kissed her goodbye, I heard a high-pitched scream and turned just in time to see her little brother charge head-first into my nuts. All because I kissed her on the cheek. FML
by Racked / 03/01/2016 at 1:00pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
by cutiecuppiecakez / 02/29/2016 at 4:04pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by killme / 02/29/2016 at 2:00am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Jif_Creamy / 02/28/2016 at 12:00am / United States (District of Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by Agamar / 02/23/2016 at 12:00am / United States (Illinois) / Health
by noooooo / 02/21/2016 at 11:03am / United States (Georgia) / Animals
Today, as I walked around town I noticed some guys and even a couple of girls checked me out. When I got home later I realized they probably weren't checking me out, so much as wondering why the hell I had thick black eyeliner on only one eye. Oops. FML
by Anonymous / 02/05/2016 at 2:15pm / United States (South Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by AV / 01/30/2016 at 5:30am / Bulgaria (Plovdiv) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 01/27/2016 at 9:44pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Work
by Anonymous / 01/02/2016 at 12:17am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health
Today, while changing the litter in the cat box, the brand new carton ripped open, spilling all twelve pounds of cat litter over my kitchen floor. Both cats promptly rushed over and began frantically urinating all over it. FML
by misfitunfit / 11/10/2015 at 8:24pm / United States (Texas) / Animals
Today, I walked outside to get the paper, and saw a dying bird I assumed had flown into the window. It was warm so I thought it might still be alive. I wasn't wearing my glasses though, and was trying to nurse a dog turd back to life. FML
by nerderer / 06/04/2015 at 10:17pm / United States (Minnesota) / Animals
Today, a guy hit on me. It's such a rare occurrence that I didn't know how to react, so I panicked and said "Sorry, I have to go!" Then I remembered we were on a bus, and just turned around and awkwardly pretended he wasn't there. FML
by Anonymous / 05/31/2015 at 9:58am / United States / Transportation