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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 2 July 1990 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1622
  • Number of comments : 92
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I woke up in a field 3 miles from where I'd passed out drunk. This wouldn't have been too bad if I didn't have to walk home through town without my pants. FML

#13417824
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9317) - you deserved it (38298)

On 10/12/2010 at 6:59am - misc - by kronin - United States

Today, my husband pooped the bed for the second time since we've been married. We've been married a month. FML

#13361904
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49823) - you deserved it (5292)

On 10/08/2010 at 1:23am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out my older brother put tanning lotion in the lotion I use to masturbate with. Now I have orange palms and an orange penis which won't go away for weeks. FML

#13278835
321 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19747) - you deserved it (44693)

On 10/01/2010 at 6:12pm - intimacy - by caughtorangehanded (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out my boyfriend had his phone taken away by his dad for this past week. I have been sending him naked photos and other naughty things this entire week, or so I thought. FML

#13223066
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15429) - you deserved it (38391)

On 09/27/2010 at 3:30pm - intimacy - by Liz - United States (Florida)

Today, after church, my 5-year-old son asked me about God, so I answered his questions in full. We talked about God for over 2 hours. At the end of it all, he pondered for a moment, before saying to me "That's the stupidest thing I ever heard. You're dumb." FML

#9721953
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27686) - you deserved it (59297)

On 04/08/2010 at 12:27am - kids - by bleredoshia (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)



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