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  • Birth Date : Friday 24 June 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 63
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Today, I was driving home, when some kid on a motorbike shot in front of me from the pavement, almost running me off the road. When I confronted him, he screamed, "Watch where you're going next time!" If I could flush every last one of these human turds from the toilet of life, I would. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17468) - you deserved it (2979)

On 05/29/2012 at 1:10pm - misc - by cunting cunts (man) - United Kingdom (Ealing)

Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25644) - you deserved it (8128)

On 02/21/2012 at 10:33am - health - by mary (woman) - Australia



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