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This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Today, I was driving home, when some kid on a motorbike shot in front of me from the pavement, almost running me off the road. When I confronted him, he screamed, "Watch where you're going next time!" If I could flush every last one of these human turds from the toilet of life, I would. FML
Friday 3 July 2015