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MrsAlexander83
  • Town/Country : Broken Arrow, United States
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Monday 22 August 1983 (29 years)
  • Number of visits : 62
  • Number of comments : 169
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About MrsAlexander83 : I'm married to the love of my life, and that is really the only pertinent information that's NEED TO KNOW about me! :)

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Today, I took my new girlfriend to meet my grandmother. We were drinking coffee when my gran leaned to one side and let out a huge fart. Proud of herself, she added, "That one didn't pay his rent on time!" Coffee came out of my girlfriend's nose. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25354) - you deserved it (3096) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/29/2013 at 2:56pm - love - by jay ze punk - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Some guy grabbed her ass, and I tried to fight him. I ended up with a concussion and a messed up jaw. Her? Oh, she beat the shit out of him while I was unconscious. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33548) - you deserved it (9855)

On 01/01/2013 at 5:30am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

Today, my boss put me on suspension, a week after granting a subordinate time off to recover from surgery. When I signed the paperwork, I was too embarrassed to admit I didn't understand her writing, which apparently said she was getting treated for "dangerously low levels of dick". FML

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On 12/31/2012 at 5:42pm - work - by offtothejobcentre (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38098) - you deserved it (2966)

On 12/30/2012 at 1:29am - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)



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