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Mrnice
  • Town/Country : cairo, Egypt
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 19 April 1970 (44 years)
  • Number of visits : 315
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I went out to dinner with my boyfriend and his mom. The hostess asked if I needed "the kid's menu," remarked how I look "so grown up for your age," and asked what grade I was in. I said I'm in university. She laughed as if it was the best joke ever told. I'm 22. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20364) - you deserved it (1052)

On 08/14/2012 at 12:52pm - misc - by ugh (woman) - United States

Today, I looked over at the car parked next to me and noticed a very large woman plucking her mustache. She locked eyes with me and kept plucking. After that, every time I looked over, she was still staring. Staring and plucking. Now when I close my eyes, I can still see her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20376) - you deserved it (2657)

On 08/10/2012 at 12:40am - misc - by banana2894 - United States (Oregon)

Today, all my guy friends kept hugging me tightly and then softly and then tightly again. I later found out they just wanted to feel my boobs on their chests. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23039) - you deserved it (5872)

On 06/14/2012 at 4:10pm - intimacy - by a chick in California - United States (California)



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