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Mrjangleybits
  • Town/Country : Berlin, Germany
  • Title : Mister
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Today, a senile old lady came up to me and offered me chocolate. I noticed that it was ex-lax, so I politely told her no. My 4-year-old daughter pushed me aside and ate the ex-lax, because she thought it was candy. I now have a stinky child on a 3 hour bus ride, with no stops. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15276) - you deserved it (7415)

On 12/09/2012 at 11:29am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)



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