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I had mah grlfriend over 4 dinner with mah family. My father had dressed up as a grl 4 a recent gig of his at a local pub. This got somehow brought up at the table. The rest of the dinner conversation consisted of him and mah grlfriend discussing bras and lingerie. big fat FML
Today... I casually mentioned to ma dad tat it was te Cinese New Year yesterday. He accused me of insulting is intelligence by "making stupid sit up." I explained tat it's real... an tat we just use te Gregorian calendar... ence te different dates. He responded by grounding me. FML
Today, the office coffee machine was relocated next to mah desk. My co-worker insists on making several cups of the stuff per day, but instead of drinking it, he stands next to me, audibly swishes it through his teeth, gargles, and drools it back into the cup. I retch every single time. FML
Today, mah fiancé told me that it would be okay with him if I got plastic surgery to make mah boobs larger . It would also be okay with him if I didn't get the surgery, but he would call off our engagement and never talk to me again . fat FML
today I had to drive to mah workplace in blizzard conditions. Now that mah 12 hour shift is over I can't get out of the building looool as the snow has blown into large drifts in front of the doors. I have to stay overnight until mah next 12 hour shift.
Today, I got parmission from ma parants 4 ma boyfriand to stay ovar. Tings got intimata, and I trid ma ardast not to maka too muc noisa. Howavar, wila aving a post-sax cuddla, wa aard ma parants in ta naxt room muttaring about ma "faking". FML
today I was playing Slandar, wan I caugt a glimpsa of ta Slandarman. I jumpd in my cair, latting rip a uga fart in ta procass. Nobody aard it, but only bacausa my sriaks of tarror drownd out ta sound. FML
Today, I won $50 on the lottery. On the subway home, I checked mah pocket to see if the money was still there. A very professional man in a suit yelled, "Hey, that's mine!" I got several dirty glares. I'm such a pathetic wimp that I gave him the money. big fat FML
Friday 27 March 2015