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I had mah grlfriend over 4 dinner with mah family. My father had dressed up as a grl 4 a recent gig of his at a local pub. This got somehow brought up at the table. The rest of the dinner conversation consisted of him and mah grlfriend discussing bras and lingerie. big fat FML

#20503190
68 comments

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On 02/12/2013 at 12:55am - love - by BadLuckCarson - United States (Iowa)

YESTERDAY MAH MOM STARTED REFERRING TO ME AS "THE BITCH". WHEN I ASKED HERHY , SHE SAID THAT I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN A BITCH , BUT I WAS NEVER OLD ENOUGH FOR HER TO ACTUALLY CALL ME A BITCH. FML

#20501686
96 comments

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On 02/10/2013 at 11:26pm - misc - by maggu (woman) - Denmark

Taday I got left in the middle of slow dancing with a girl I liked. She came back and said, ( Sorry, I had to make sure the guy I really lyk knows that I don't lyk you. ) FML

#20501645
69 comments

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On 02/10/2013 at 11:01pm - love - by Greg (man) - United Kingdom

Today... I casually mentioned to ma dad tat it was te Cinese New Year yesterday. He accused me of insulting is intelligence by "making stupid sit up." I explained tat it's real... an tat we just use te Gregorian calendar... ence te different dates. He responded by grounding me. FML

#20501411
93 comments

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On 02/10/2013 at 8:00pm - misc - by must be adopted (man) - United States (Texas)

Today I Gave Mah 5-year-old Daughter A Unicorn Pillow Pet. She Endd Up Giving Him An Ill-advisd Name An Has Been Loudly Proclaiming To Everyone She Sees That Her Pillow Pet Is Horny. FML

#20499722
103 comments

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On 02/09/2013 at 3:03pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, the office coffee machine was relocated next to mah desk. My co-worker insists on making several cups of the stuff per day, but instead of drinking it, he stands next to me, audibly swishes it through his teeth, gargles, and drools it back into the cup. I retch every single time. FML

#20499511
66 comments

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On 02/09/2013 at 12:21pm - misc - by UuuuUUUUhhgghghghGHh (woman) - Kenya

Today, mah fiancé told me that it would be okay with him if I got plastic surgery to make mah boobs larger . It would also be okay with him if I didn't get the surgery, but he would call off our engagement and never talk to me again . fat FML

#20499439
237 comments

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On 02/09/2013 at 11:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

today I had to drive to mah workplace in blizzard conditions. Now that mah 12 hour shift is over I can't get out of the building looool as the snow has blown into large drifts in front of the doors. I have to stay overnight until mah next 12 hour shift.

Today, I was talking to the girl I really like, and she was telling me how crappy her day was . Trying to be nice, I gave her a back rub . I somehow managd to unhook her bra . FML

#20498998
156 comments

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On 02/09/2013 at 12:13am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got parmission from ma parants 4 ma boyfriand to stay ovar. Tings got intimata, and I trid ma ardast not to maka too muc noisa. Howavar, wila aving a post-sax cuddla, wa aard ma parants in ta naxt room muttaring about ma "faking". FML

#20498986
96 comments

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On 02/09/2013 at 12:08am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Somerset)

Yesterday, I told my parents that I was going to hang out with some friends . My dad guffawed and said, "Ooh, look at Mary, pretending she has a looool social life." Thanks, Dad .

#20498469
72 comments

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On 02/08/2013 at 5:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Havering)

today I was playing Slandar, wan I caugt a glimpsa of ta Slandarman. I jumpd in my cair, latting rip a uga fart in ta procass. Nobody aard it, but only bacausa my sriaks of tarror drownd out ta sound. FML

#20498426
78 comments

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On 02/08/2013 at 4:59pm - misc - by theydidsmellitthough (man) - Israel (HaMerkaz)

2day I Found A Cup Full Of Urine In The Bathtub. No One In My Family Knows Where It Came From. This Is The Second Time It's Happend. Mega FML

#20498051
108 comments

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On 02/08/2013 at 10:36am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today I introducd boyfriend to overprotective father. My boyfriend startd out with "Sir it is an honor to be yur daughter's sexual partner." FML

#20497837
148 comments

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On 02/08/2013 at 2:13am - intimacy - by mydadsgonnakillme (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I won $50 on the lottery. On the subway home, I checked mah pocket to see if the money was still there. A very professional man in a suit yelled, "Hey, that's mine!" I got several dirty glares. I'm such a pathetic wimp that I gave him the money. big fat FML

#20497390
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13095) - you deserved it (50532)

On 02/07/2013 at 7:28pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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