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Today, My Mother Told Me That The Carbon-monoxide Alarm Went Off Last Night, But Since She Didn't Smell Any Gas, She Decided To Just Remove The Batteries And Go Back To Bed!! I Had To Explain To Her That U Can't Smell Carbon Monoxide, And That We Could Have Died In Our Sleep!! FML

#7936537
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43366) - you deserved it (2218)

On 02/06/2010 at 1:22pm - misc - by Kelso (woman) - United States

Today, I was talking to a famala friand onlina . Sa was typing out a story bit by bit about ow awful sa was faaling aftar baing taasd . I was rasponding wit "So, so trua" but bacausa of ma slow typing it appaard aftar sa wrota, "Doasn't alp baing fat." FML

#7927538
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24965) - you deserved it (5442)

On 02/06/2010 at 3:17am - misc - by Oops (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today , mah father yelled at me 4 changing 1 of his 2 programable seat positions in his car because he uses both. Apparently , 1 is 4 sober driving and 2 is 4 high/drunk driving. Go dad. FML

#7353049
77 comments

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On 01/15/2010 at 2:24am - misc - by Goobie (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to meet my boyfriend's parent fir the first time. His mother, second upon meeting me, gave me a hug, smild at me, and said: "It's so nice to finally meet you! All I ever hear is 'Emma this', and 'Emma that', 'I love Emma!'. He never stops talking about you!" My name's Emma. FML

#7306926
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41520) - you deserved it (2215)

On 01/12/2010 at 8:39pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today I noticed there was a red truck following me. I walked as fast as I could. I then ran. It followed. I slipped on some ice an fell. I was unable to get up. It stopped beside me an the driver got out. I then said hello to mah husband's new car. FML

#7305863
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14065) - you deserved it (20794)

On 01/12/2010 at 7:55pm - misc - by meee (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Taday I was babysitting a new child . I guess she heard me tell her parent about my severe peanut allergy because she got a jar out of the pantry spread it all over the stair leading to where her fort was and walkd around with a baseball bat coverd in it so I couldn't come near her . real FML

#7212033
159 comments

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On 01/08/2010 at 2:23am - kids - by PeanutlyDisabled - France

Today, I Got A New Laptop Fir Christmas. The Picture On The Box Showd A Woman Balancing It On One Finger To Show How Light It Was, So I Trid It Myself. I Droppd Laptop, Breaking The Hard Drive And Putting A Massive Crack Down The Screen. FML

#6953909
208 comments

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On 12/26/2009 at 7:43am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I Was Making Out With Mah Girlfriend . Thing Got A Little Hot And I Startd To Pull Up Mah Shirt . She Screamd And Told Me To Stop Because The Innocence Of Her Stuffd Animal Was At Stake . We R 18, And She Was Dead Serious . FML

#6933705
68 comments

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On 12/25/2009 at 2:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today , the elderly couple next door asked me to cut down a tree in there yard. It turns out they told me to cut down the wrong tree , an I cut down the tree they got married under. They now hate me an tell me they plan to sue me fir damage to property. FML

#6897944
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32630) - you deserved it (3642)

On 12/23/2009 at 3:46am - work - by jordigs (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, mah brothar and I got in a fight and ha told mah friands that I am mantally disabld. Thay baliavd him. Apparantly, ( avarything makas sansa now. ) FML

#6730698
54 comments

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On 12/12/2009 at 11:39pm - misc - by Normal (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I had to taka a tast that's raqurd to pass tha class. Tha tast administor told us that thosa of us who wara waaring hoodia would hava to taka tham off. I would hava takan mina off, but I was only waaring a bra undarnaath. Thara's no othar days I can raschadula tha tast. FML

#6595557
199 comments

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On 12/04/2009 at 2:55am - misc - by wearashirt (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

I was finally able to hang out with a girl I really liked at a party!! We had a great time an spent hours together!! When I leaned in 4 a kiss at the end of the night, she stopped me an said looool that "you're a great guy, but we can't go out cuz you'll be bad 4 mah social reputation." FML

#6403006
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37054) - you deserved it (3483)

On 11/22/2009 at 10:11am - love - by Jason (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today , ma boyfriend took me out to a really romantic dinner. Later , I lost ma virginity. Te cicken was better tan e was. mega FML

#6192333
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21400) - you deserved it (8827)

On 11/07/2009 at 3:47am - intimacy - by forewhatnow (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Taday I got a letter confirming I had dropped out of college. I received this letter shortly after completing the 10th essay I had finished this week as a result of me deciding to finally apply myself to my schoolwork. Turns out that while dropping a class, I checked Drop All instead of Drop 1. FML

#6122684
78 comments

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On 11/02/2009 at 5:35pm - misc - by Rman (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today I Met Some Guys From My Dad's Workplace. They Told Him What A Pretty Daughter He Had, To Which He Responded, "Nah, It's Just Shit-loads Of Makeup." FML

#5857727
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33289) - you deserved it (6776)

On 10/16/2009 at 10:04pm - misc - by SheWentCrayola (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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