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Mrie42's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML

#17170147
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15897) - you deserved it (32890)

On 07/18/2011 at 11:23pm - intimacy - by RobinBunny713 - United States (Arizona)

Today, my dad spent a full half hour trying to convince me that Judaism is a race. FML

#16938868
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27252) - you deserved it (6296)

On 07/01/2011 at 6:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, while driving with my three year old, I was showing her the different kinds of birds. I pointed out a bright red cardinal perched in a row of hedges. She squealed as it took flight, so happy to see such a brightly colored birdie fly. Until it hit my windshield. FML

#16520207
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33044) - you deserved it (4389)

On 06/05/2011 at 9:44pm - kids - by Whoops (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I signed up for an online dating site. In order to prove I was human and complete my registration, I had to pass a CAPTCHA. Coincidentally enough, the words in it were "depressed" and "loser". FML

#16515986
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33348) - you deserved it (7424)

On 06/05/2011 at 4:31pm - love - by Jakub89 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at my job as a lifeguard, the kids in the pool decided to start a new game. The game involved spreading out to different parts of the pool and pretending to be drowning at the same time. Whoever was "saved" first, won. FML

#16494046
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48007) - you deserved it (3549)

On 06/04/2011 at 2:15am - work - by zain - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while I was driving her to a surprise party where I was going to propose. FML

#16426904
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71001) - you deserved it (4131)

On 05/30/2011 at 10:58pm - love - by efff my life. - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I finally came to terms with the fact that my girlfriend considers me a glorified ATM. FML

#16144960
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18618) - you deserved it (30639)

On 05/12/2011 at 3:25pm - love - by ClearOne (man) - United States (New York)

Today, it's my three month anniversary with my girlfriend and so I decided to bake her a cake from scratch. It took me three hours, a call to my mom, three different recipe books, and half my pantry. On the way to her house, I stopped to pick up flowers and left the cake in the car. It melted. FML

#16081826
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39760) - you deserved it (11204)

On 05/07/2011 at 7:10pm - love - by sadman (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, at the age of 17, I had my first kiss with the girl I've liked for over a year. However, it was a stage kiss and the girl has made it clear that she finds me repulsive. FML

#15987403
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40774) - you deserved it (4438)

On 04/30/2011 at 4:51am - misc - by Username - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I told my mother I have a girlfriend. Her first answer was "Does she know?" FML

#15655514
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40502) - you deserved it (5145)

On 04/05/2011 at 8:00pm - misc - by notacreeper -

Today, I was going to my prom. My mom knows I want to drink so to prevent me, she made sure I took my prescription medicine before I left. I guess her way of stopping me from drinking is killing myself If I do. FML

#15503138
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16521) - you deserved it (38314)

On 03/26/2011 at 8:26pm - health - by coolkid111 - United States (New York)

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41496) - you deserved it (33341)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, I finally decided to tell my parents I was a lesbian. They spent the next few hours reading me the bible. FML

#15377082
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53489) - you deserved it (22505)

On 03/19/2011 at 1:26am - love - by lezbplove - Canada (Ontario)

Today, surprisingly, my roommate made a nice meal. Within an hour, I started throwing up. When I confronted her, she confessed that she'd used long expired ingredients, including meat, because she didn't want the garbage men to think she's "the type that wastes food." FML

#15166184
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37382) - you deserved it (3070)

On 03/01/2011 at 7:11pm - health - by stillsick (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML

#15034868
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41979) - you deserved it (8303)

On 02/19/2011 at 12:22am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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