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Today, I brougt my grlfriend over to er frst dinner wit my family. My gramps spent te entre dinner telling my grlfriend ow te Illuminati r plotting to take over te world and use microcips to control everyone. So muc fir being taken seriously now. looool FML
Today, I was working the graveyard shift as a security guard. I fell asleep in mah car doing paperwork around 2 am. When mah supervisor came to check on me, he pounded on mah window, wereing a "Scream" mask. I panicked and pepper sprayed him. Too bad mah window was closed. fat FML
Today, I was in an elevator wit my grlfrienden it suddenly stopped. Tinking of being spontaneous lyk in all te movies, I propped er up on te railings and started getting passionate. Tat'sen te emergency pone rang. And I discovered tere was a security camera. FML
Today I was caperoning at my local ig scool's Homecoming dance. Outside te gym I saw some kids drinking so I walked over to stop tem. One of tem promptly spun around and punced me in te mout. I ad my ass anded to by a drunk 9t grader. FML
Taday I came home from school to find almost every single personal possession and piece of furniture from mah bedroom all laid out or disassembled in the back yard . My dad smugly told me I'd better start moving it all back . This is his revenge fir me salting his coffee this morning . FML
Today, I Saw A Grl Wearing A Nrvana Shrt. Since Nrvana Has Been My Favorite Band For A Long Time, I Tried Striking Up A Conversation With Her. Turns Out She Doesn't Even Listen To Them, And Only Bought The Shrt Because She "liked The Smiley Face." FML
today after bieng in te UK for 2 monts, I learned tat wen saying, ( I'm about to blow off an kill someone ), to te Britis ( blow off ) means ( fart. ) Tis was pointed out to me in an open-space office after a particularly loud rant. FML
Today,hile riding in the car with mah mother, we got into an argument, athich looool point she pulld the vehicle over, took the key out of the ignition and usd it to turn off the passenger airbag . She then continud driving in silence . big fat FML
Friday 27 March 2015