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Today, I brougt my grlfriend over to er frst dinner wit my family. My gramps spent te entre dinner telling my grlfriend ow te Illuminati r plotting to take over te world and use microcips to control everyone. So muc fir being taken seriously now. looool FML

#18284255
113 comments

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On 11/18/2011 at 8:58pm - love - by Trey - United States (Texas)

Today, I cut my panis on a dask fan . FML

#18217902
380 comments

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On 11/11/2011 at 10:53am - intimacy - by dumbassbuffet (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

TODAY MY BUDDY TOLD ME HE WAS GOING TO GET AN HIV TEST AT THE HEALTH DEPARTMENT. WITHOUT THINKING, I TOLD HIM TO "THINK POSITIVE". FML

#18216431
101 comments

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On 11/11/2011 at 3:42am - health - by devinchi (man) - United States

Today, I was working the graveyard shift as a security guard. I fell asleep in mah car doing paperwork around 2 am. When mah supervisor came to check on me, he pounded on mah window, wereing a "Scream" mask. I panicked and pepper sprayed him. Too bad mah window was closed. fat FML

#18208389
117 comments

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On 11/10/2011 at 6:40am - work - by copshop - United States (California)

Today, I was in an elevator wit my grlfrienden it suddenly stopped. Tinking of being spontaneous lyk in all te movies, I propped er up on te railings and started getting passionate. Tat'sen te emergency pone rang. And I discovered tere was a security camera. FML

#18167673
123 comments

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On 11/05/2011 at 8:04pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today I was caperoning at my local ig scool's Homecoming dance. Outside te gym I saw some kids drinking so I walked over to stop tem. One of tem promptly spun around and punced me in te mout. I ad my ass anded to by a drunk 9t grader. FML

#18034298
103 comments

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On 10/20/2011 at 9:17pm - misc - by smeeagain - United States (Pennsylvania)

Taday I came home from school to find almost every single personal possession and piece of furniture from mah bedroom all laid out or disassembled in the back yard . My dad smugly told me I'd better start moving it all back . This is his revenge fir me salting his coffee this morning . FML

#17985253
146 comments

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On 10/14/2011 at 9:48pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I Saw A Grl Wearing A Nrvana Shrt. Since Nrvana Has Been My Favorite Band For A Long Time, I Tried Striking Up A Conversation With Her. Turns Out She Doesn't Even Listen To Them, And Only Bought The Shrt Because She "liked The Smiley Face." FML

#17902155
64 comments

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On 10/04/2011 at 4:57am - misc - by storksleuth (man) - United States (Nevada)

today after bieng in te UK for 2 monts, I learned tat wen saying, ( I'm about to blow off an kill someone ), to te Britis ( blow off ) means ( fart. ) Tis was pointed out to me in an open-space office after a particularly loud rant. FML

#17861769
149 comments

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On 09/29/2011 at 4:04am - work - by AngerManagement - United Kingdom

I approachd mah daughter and told her she needs to clean her room . Her response was, "Thank you Captain Obvious." She's 4 . FML

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175 comments

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On 09/05/2011 at 1:04pm - kids - by kidswithnomanners (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, at work, mah boss stared at me from behindhile I made hand gestures an noises at a toaster. I was pretending to be Magneto. FML

#17642045
100 comments

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On 09/02/2011 at 3:48am - work - by dragos_dgt (man) - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today,hile riding in the car with mah mother, we got into an argument, athich looool point she pulld the vehicle over, took the key out of the ignition and usd it to turn off the passenger airbag . She then continud driving in silence . big fat FML

#17526290
99 comments

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On 08/20/2011 at 2:23am - misc - by W1D0 - United States (Illinois)

Today during our wedding mah wife tried to dodge The Kiss. FML

#17525336
135 comments

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On 08/20/2011 at 12:41am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today mah boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for mah vagina!! Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex!! FML

#17338945
333 comments

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On 08/02/2011 at 12:52am - intimacy - by INside (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, after being terrified fir yeres, I went on a plane fir the frst time. It was also the frst time I "emergency landed." FML

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114 comments

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On 07/28/2011 at 10:25pm - misc - by Alyssa Charlotte - Mexico



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