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MrcClover
  • Town/Country : US
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 295
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About MrcClover : Little about me: I go by the name Clark Clover (not cc lover). I like computers, programming, I'm a dork, and not good with social skills ):.

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Today, my girlfriend told me she lost her phone and not to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply, saying "Nope." FML

#5586348 (156)

I agree, your life sucks (32607) - you deserved it (3835)

On 10/01/2009 at 4:07pm - misc - by dumbass (man) - United States (Pennsylvania) - moderated by Kevin Nealon

Today, I went to eat with my girlfriend, her parents and my mother. My mother complained about every aspect of the service. When I told her she needed to assert herself, she took her pocketbook and hit me over the head. The whole restaurant stared at us while she yelled "Is that assertive enough?" FML

#5544276 (73)

I agree, your life sucks (23469) - you deserved it (4326)

On 09/29/2009 at 7:31am - misc - by User06606 (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, at a bus stop my friend told me that he loved me. I, reacting on impulse, told him how long I've wanted to hear him say that, and kissed him. Then I realised the look on his face. Turns out he'd said 'I need new shoes' not 'I love you.' FML

#5425819 (184)

I agree, your life sucks (17235) - you deserved it (32747)

On 09/23/2009 at 10:10am - love - by Lifes_overated (woman) - Australia (Victoria)



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