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Mr_Robotron
  • Town/Country : St. John's, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 2 July 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 1034
  • Number of comments : 4
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Today, I decided to smoke a cigarette while I was driving to work. I was also eating french fries during the drive. I had never realized how much a cigarette feels like a french fry. In conclusion, cigarettes don't taste very good when you bite into them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10503) - you deserved it (98483)

On 04/28/2009 at 10:08am - health - by david - United States (Colorado)

Today, I finally got cleared after my knee surgery and wanted to go salsa dancing with a girl I liked. So we went and I thought I would show off a little bit and try to dip her and kiss her. Turns out my knee isn't strong enough and now she won't talk to me after dropping her on the floor. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19573) - you deserved it (32116)

On 04/28/2009 at 2:50am - love - by Mikey (man) - United States (California)



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