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Mr_Roboto

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 6 February 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 5084
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Mr_Roboto : I love jazz, basketball and hanging with my friends. I don't really care about my age I still like to watch cartoons :) Also a major fan of comedy and RPG's (not online though, ugh, those fail so hard)

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Today, I got kicked in the face at a soccer game. Everybody clapped. FML

#1351695
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62600) - you deserved it (8806)

On 04/26/2009 at 11:14am - misc - by Tal (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, was my 16th birthday and I was supposed to be surprised with a new car. I have overheard my parents talking about bringing it home tonight while I was at a friend's house. We snuck back to my house to see them bring my car home. All I saw was my Dad crash my new car into a street lamp. FML

#1334002
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52059) - you deserved it (13019)

On 04/25/2009 at 8:44pm - misc - by crashednowcrushed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I met this guy I really liked at a party. We got chatting and then hit the dance floor. We had a "moment" and I went in to kiss him. He shot forward with his tongue already out. His eyes were open. FML

#1315252
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46699) - you deserved it (8891)

On 04/25/2009 at 8:18am - misc - by plasticfantastic - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I met this guy I really liked at a party. We got chatting and then hit the dance floor. We had a "moment" and I went in to kiss him. He shot forward with his tongue already out. His eyes were open. FML

#1315252
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46699) - you deserved it (8891)

On 04/25/2009 at 8:18am - misc - by plasticfantastic - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I was petting my cat when my new mood ring turned bright purple. I checked the piece of paper that came with the ring and saw that purple meant I was feeling "hot, sexy, and passionate." According to my ring, I'm hot for my cat. FML

#1070820
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41741) - you deserved it (15374)

On 04/17/2009 at 10:32pm - intimacy - by shutupandsmile18 (woman) - United States (New York)



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