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Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML

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On 02/02/2012 at 6:32am - misc - by aliezzedine (man) - Lebanon

Today, I got a parking ticket for parking in my neighbors' parking spot. I parked there because my neighbors were parked in my parking spot. FML

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On 02/02/2012 at 5:28am - money - by carssuck - United States

Today, I was breaking into a house when three police cruisers pulled up. They ran my social, my license plates, and asked me twenty minutes worth of questions, before allowing me to go back to work. I work as a locksmith; the homeowner had lost their keys. FML

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On 02/01/2012 at 11:11am - work - by ABBenzin (man) - United States

Today, my husband bleached his hair so, "our future kids will have blond hair too." I'm already married to this guy. FML

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On 01/25/2012 at 1:23am - misc - by dragonmirado (woman) - China

Today, it's "family fun night." We're pulling weeds. FML

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On 01/23/2012 at 10:21pm - misc - by Suzie Leone (woman) - United States

Today, I found out the guy that my girlfriend introduced as her brother was actually her boyfriend. I also paid for him to come out with us to the movies several times. FML

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On 01/21/2012 at 8:25am - love - by addicted2v - United States (New York)

Today, I anxiously waited 8 hours for an important phone call. The phone rang while I was sitting on the toilet. FML

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On 01/18/2012 at 8:54pm - work - by iliterallypoopedmyself (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my teacher, who's Irish, called me insensitive and stupid for imitating her accent. I'm Filipino and my parents immigrated to Ireland where I was born, and then we moved to Canada when I was 14. Her response to my explanation? "Bullshit." FML

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On 01/18/2012 at 12:21am - misc - by meh - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I started my new job as a dishwasher, and was very excited since I've been broke for weeks. A few people dined and dashed, apparently for the first time in the restaurant's history. My boss is superstitious. She fired me. FML

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On 01/17/2012 at 11:08am - work - by broke - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I decided to get my ass in shape and went to the gym. I got motion-sickness on the elliptical. FML

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On 01/11/2012 at 7:31pm - health - by tbw (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I guess I accidentally left Facebook open on my work computer while I went to the bathroom, because my boss updated my status to "Unemployed." FML

#18765651 (250)

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On 01/10/2012 at 10:34am - work - by Needsanewjob (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was cooking with super hot ghost peppers. The package said "After handling them not to touch your eyes, nose or pets". They should've added "penis" to that list. FML

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On 01/06/2012 at 9:22pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got pulled over for a busted tail light. The officer gave me a warning and told me to fix it. Ten minutes later I was pulled over again for the same busted tail light by the same cop. This time he wrote me a ticket. FML

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On 01/05/2012 at 11:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today, is Christmas day. Normally, I'd spend it with family. However, my boss decided everyone has to work today, despite the fact that there's enough people who want to work to run the place. Apparently it's "fairer" if we all have to do it - except him. FML

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On 12/25/2011 at 1:25am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Cornwall)

Today, I wrapped my boyfriend's Christmas presents for him, because he was too lazy to do it himself. This included my own present. FML

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On 12/24/2011 at 7:51am - love - by lovinglife (woman) - United Kingdom