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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 2 July 1988 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 17325
  • Number of comments : 82
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 39 posted

About MrZach : I'm young and i'm loving it. Really wild to be honest. I somehow always find myself in really rare occurrences no matter what, whether the night started slow, or we were hitting the bars at 5pm, something always comes up. If you're actually interested, let me know and i'll fill you in, lol. If you're in NYC then maybe you can join me one night ;). Have fun!

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Today, my mom told me she was getting tired of that smell of marijuana in the house. So I confess and tell her I will never bring it home again. She was talking about my neighbors. FML


I agree, your life sucks (14457) - you deserved it (65459)

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