About MrXerxes5 : Im just another guy looking to read people's misfortune. sometimes it's funny, sometimes it's not. gotta give credit where credit is due. Now make me an ice-cream cone before i melt your brains with my alien powers. !!~AntiSec~!!
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- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…