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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 April 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1446
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About MrWombastic : This site sure helps me feel less f'ed up!

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Today, I was babysitting a new child. I guess she heard me tell her parents about my severe peanut allergy because she got a jar out of the pantry, spread it all over the stairs leading to where her fort was, and walked around with a baseball bat covered in it so I couldn't come near her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32982) - you deserved it (2795)

On 01/08/2010 at 2:23am - kids - by PeanutlyDisabled - France

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend getting it on with the neighbour's daughter. As soon as he saw me, he started singing 'It Wasn't Me' by Shaggy, completely naked, still sitting with the girl. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54110) - you deserved it (4329)

On 08/30/2009 at 5:26pm - love - by shaggy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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